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Topic: Leigh's "Steamy" Poetry Thread..Don't be shy, I'll go first!
iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sun 12/18/11 07:16 AM
Mano,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAN OH!!! You DO have a way with women and mailboxes.. They both see you coming and lay down,,,,lol The mail boxes have a stroke,,, and the women go to sleep... I just couldn't resist,,,,

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 07:18 AM
Mano,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAN OH!!! You DO have a way with women and mailboxes.. They both see you coming and lay down,,,,lol The mail boxes have a stroke,,, and the women go to sleep... I just couldn't resist,,,, Poort Dove...everybody picks on him..... Hi Terry!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 07:19 AM
she just plants a mailbox behind my truck Try looking over your shoulder next time...mirrors have blind spots....And maybe try getting a little more sleep before you get behind the wheel.... if those dang women would have let me sleep I would have Hot thang........ nO...just loud snorers The women snore??? Ewwwwwwww.... yup

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 07:19 AM
Mano,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAN OH!!! You DO have a way with women and mailboxes.. They both see you coming and lay down,,,,lol The mail boxes have a stroke,,, and the women go to sleep... I just couldn't resist,,,, thanks, I really needed that

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 07:21 AM
she just plants a mailbox behind my truck Try looking over your shoulder next time...mirrors have blind spots....And maybe try getting a little more sleep before you get behind the wheel.... if those dang women would have let me sleep I would have Hot thang........ nO...just loud snorers The women snore??? Ewwwwwwww.... yup You should tape it the next time... Hilarious....

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 07:27 AM
she just plants a mailbox behind my truck Try looking over your shoulder next time...mirrors have blind spots....And maybe try getting a little more sleep before you get behind the wheel.... if those dang women would have let me sleep I would have Hot thang........ nO...just loud snorers The women snore??? Ewwwwwwww.... yup You should tape it the next time... Hilarious.... I'll have to remember that

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sun 12/18/11 07:32 AM
Mano,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAN OH!!! You DO have a way with women and mailboxes.. They both see you coming and lay down,,,,lol The mail boxes have a stroke,,, and the women go to sleep... I just couldn't resist,,,, thanks, I really needed that Poort Dove...everybody picks on him..... Hi Terry!! good Morning Leigh, viv and Jerry.. Sorry Jer,,,I just wanted to make you feel loved man... PLUS,, These dang womens a ganging up on ya here, and I just thought you needed some protection,, But,,,,they might be re-loading as I type,,so keep your head low,,,

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 07:42 AM
Mano,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAN OH!!! You DO have a way with women and mailboxes.. They both see you coming and lay down,,,,lol The mail boxes have a stroke,,, and the women go to sleep... I just couldn't resist,,,, thanks, I really needed that Poort Dove...everybody picks on him..... Hi Terry!! good Morning Leigh, viv and Jerry.. Sorry Jer,,,I just wanted to make you feel loved man... PLUS,, These dang womens a ganging up on ya here, and I just thought you needed some protection,, But,,,,they might be re-loading as I type,,so keep your head low,,, protection??? it sounded like you were helping them

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sun 12/18/11 07:48 AM
Mano,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAN OH!!! You DO have a way with women and mailboxes.. They both see you coming and lay down,,,,lol The mail boxes have a stroke,,, and the women go to sleep... I just couldn't resist,,,, thanks, I really needed that Poort Dove...everybody picks on him..... Hi Terry!! good Morning Leigh, viv and Jerry.. Sorry Jer,,,I just wanted to make you feel loved man... PLUS,, These dang womens a ganging up on ya here, and I just thought you needed some protection,, But,,,,they might be re-loading as I type,,so keep your head low,,, protection??? it sounded like you were helping them jerry,,I was coming in under-cover,,to allow THEM,,to not attack me before reaching a strong hold to stand my ground agaisnt them,,,YOU know,,I'm on your side buddy,,,,, <-------LOOK,,I have my weapon drawn,,,

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 07:58 AM
Mano,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAN OH!!! You DO have a way with women and mailboxes.. They both see you coming and lay down,,,,lol The mail boxes have a stroke,,, and the women go to sleep... I just couldn't resist,,,, thanks, I really needed that Poort Dove...everybody picks on him..... Hi Terry!! good Morning Leigh, viv and Jerry.. Sorry Jer,,,I just wanted to make you feel loved man... PLUS,, These dang womens a ganging up on ya here, and I just thought you needed some protection,, But,,,,they might be re-loading as I type,,so keep your head low,,, That's heads down, arses up Terry....

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sun 12/18/11 08:01 AM
That's heads down, arses up Terry.... Your right Leigh,,I LAY corrected....

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 08:06 AM
That's heads down, arses up Terry.... Your right Leigh,,I LAY corrected.... I love it when you say I'm right....

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sun 12/18/11 08:17 AM
I love it when you say I'm right.... THATS,,,only because YOUR,,,just,soooo-wrong,,,,

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 08:25 AM
I love it when you say I'm right.... THATS,,,only because YOUR,,,just,soooo-wrong,,,, But in a good way..

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 08:49 AM
Mano,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAN OH!!! You DO have a way with women and mailboxes.. They both see you coming and lay down,,,,lol The mail boxes have a stroke,,, and the women go to sleep... I just couldn't resist,,,, thanks, I really needed that Poort Dove...everybody picks on him..... Hi Terry!! good Morning Leigh, viv and Jerry.. Sorry Jer,,,I just wanted to make you feel loved man... PLUS,, These dang womens a ganging up on ya here, and I just thought you needed some protection,, But,,,,they might be re-loading as I type,,so keep your head low,,, protection??? it sounded like you were helping them jerry,,I was coming in under-cover,,to allow THEM,,to not attack me before reaching a strong hold to stand my ground agaisnt them,,,YOU know,,I'm on your side buddy,,,,, <-------LOOK,,I have my weapon drawn,,,

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 08:50 AM
I love it when you say I'm right.... THATS,,,only because YOUR,,,just,soooo-wrong,,,, But in a good way..

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sun 12/18/11 09:06 AM
For todays dirty poem... I have chosen to recite a lyric from a love song by Sir Kid Rock. As quoted from the third verse of the romantic ballad "I'll F* You Blind B!tch" ahem....... "Now all you b!tches gettin laid, gettin fkt and smokin Budha. Gettin laid and gettin played like a fkin meat horn tuba. You betta chill with that, before you kill your cat. Before you spend your fkin life lieing on your back. You ain't gotta let me f you to be liked.....get a grip. Schitt, I'll like ya just the same if ya suck a good **." .....though I didn't write it, I am deeply moved by the romantic nuances and the sensitivity of that poem. :)

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sun 12/18/11 09:06 AM
Mano,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAN OH!!! You DO have a way with women and mailboxes.. They both see you coming and lay down,,,,lol The mail boxes have a stroke,,, and the women go to sleep... I just couldn't resist,,,, thanks, I really needed that Poort Dove...everybody picks on him..... Hi Terry!! good Morning Leigh, viv and Jerry.. Sorry Jer,,,I just wanted to make you feel loved man... PLUS,, These dang womens a ganging up on ya here, and I just thought you needed some protection,, But,,,,they might be re-loading as I type,,so keep your head low,,, protection??? it sounded like you were helping them jerry,,I was coming in under-cover,,to allow THEM,,to not attack me before reaching a strong hold to stand my ground agaisnt them,,,YOU know,,I'm on your side buddy,,,,, <-------LOOK,,I have my weapon drawn,,, What? ,,,,,YOU were expecting a freakin Machine Gun or something,,,HEY we're on a TIGHT damn budget here.. <-------His pitchfork cost twenty bucks man... EVERYTIME,,we have to use IT!!!!

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sun 12/18/11 09:09 AM
I love it when you say I'm right.... THATS,,,only because YOUR,,,just,soooo-wrong,,,, But in a good way.. YES,,, BEWARE any woman banishing a Halo,,

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 09:10 AM
For todays dirty poem... I have chosen to recite a lyric from a love song by Sir Kid Rock. As quoted from the third verse of the romantic ballad "I'll F* You Blind B!tch" ahem....... "Now all you b!tches gettin laid, gettin fkt and smokin Budha. Gettin laid and gettin played like a fkin meat horn tuba. You betta chill with that, before you kill your cat. Before you spend your fkin life lieing on your back. You ain't gotta let me f you to be liked.....get a grip. Schitt, I'll like ya just the same if ya suck a good **." .....though I didn't write it, I am deeply moved by the romantic nuances and the sensitivity of that poem. :)