Before adolescence I was able to think clearly. But now I can't think about anything else. I heard somewhere that men think about sex every seven seconds. I don't think women have this problem. They can take it or leave it. To them sex in no big deal. They'd rather have a chat.

Before adolescence I was able to think clearly. But now I can't think about anything else. I heard somewhere that men think about sex every seven seconds. I don't think women have this problem. They can take it or leave it. To them sex in no big deal. They'd rather have a chat.

The torment is unbearable. I can't take much more. Everywhere I go I see women in skin tight leggings. Do you know if the church still takes people. I want to serve the lord.

Those nuns may be wearing leggings also.

Before adolescence I was able to think clearly. But now I can't think about anything else. I heard somewhere that men think about sex every seven seconds. I don't think women have this problem. They can take it or leave it. To them sex in no big deal. They'd rather have a chat.

By the time you get a piece of the action from a woman, you'll be lucky to last 2 seconds, never mind 6?

The torment is unbearable. I can't take much more.

yeah... each of us, women get 2 male slaves after we hit puberty.

F*** it! I knew I shouldn't have gone abroad when I was 19. I missed out on my 2 slaves!?
Can I still claim them, you reckon?

You are not a slave to women, you're a slave to your hormones then. Get something inflatable and use your imagination.

I hear they do wonders with latex these days.

I thought that you Humans hit puberty before the age of 19.

Of course I could be mistaken.
After all, if an Englishman doesn't hit puberty until age 34 ... Oh, never mind.

You're right, and I did. So what the he(ck went wrong then? Cos I never got mine. Maybe they ran out?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't find skin tight leggings sexy at all. They're mostly worn by big women as for some reason they think it makes them look slim. But they reveal every bump and dent caused by cellulite. Totally gross. If you can't help being big, you don't have to flaunt the effects of it in other ppl's faces.
When I went to Robbie William's gig, I saw all these girls and woman in leggings, some of them with big, wobbly @sses, obviously wearing a thong. I doubt they have any idea what their behind looks like when they walk, otherwise they would've donned something else for sure! Horrible!

Those nuns may be wearing leggings also.