He loved them french fried taters.
Choked on one, in bed, surrounded by his closest livestock.

In Loving Memory of Beachfarmer



Rock star, Philanthropist, Trapeze Artist, Astronaut, Champion Surfer, Beloved Humanitarian, Veterinarian, Environmentalist, Researcher, Inventor, and Toy Train Enthusiast



As the single heir to the sliced bread legacy and bored, he successfully lobbied all Governments to an immediate termination of all weapons systems.



Upon the discovery of his kelp derived limitless, pollutant free, cost effective energy source; he also successfully lobbied for the immediate cessation of use of any and all fossil fuels. With momentum and worldwide support he put together a committee that eventually liquidated the oil companies using the profits to provide shelter and clean drinking water for every Earth citizen, which dramatically dropped the crime rate world wide.



In his spare time he liked to tinker, and invented the rash less shaving razor we all use today.



Upon his deathbed at the age of 168, when learning how he had inadvertanly caused the reformation of the polar ice caps; he was heard to say, "I only wish that I could have done more!"

Here lies rockgnome.

He died peacefully in his sleep.


Unlike the five screaming passengers in his car.

Jeff passed away peacefully.....smothered between 2 boobies