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Topic: can you ruin a date in one sentence?
TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 07/27/15 06:07 AM
"you don't mind if I take my teeth out while your talking do ya? I will put em back in to smooch ya"

Tin_Tin143 Joined Fri 05/09/14 Posts: 250	Mon 07/27/15 06:33 AM
how good are ya? say it's the first time meeting she or he knows very little about you but you are not interested and want to book it to the nearest exit what would you say? "God bless you."??

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Mon 07/27/15 07:37 AM
Can I ruin a date in one sentence? Please, I can ruin a date before we even meet up! Yes, I'm that good, I can end a date before it even happens!

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Mon 07/27/15 08:39 AM
Who you kidding? All most of you have to do is just show up. No lines needed.

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 07/27/15 09:00 AM
Who you kidding? All most of you have to do is just show up. No lines needed. Gawd that hurts! lol omg you're killin me this morning

luvmeforlife Joined Wed 11/06/13 Posts: 700	Mon 07/27/15 11:28 AM
those jeans make you look fat.........that should do the trick... lol ahahaha... and I once had a guy say "I like thick girls"

luvmeforlife Joined Wed 11/06/13 Posts: 700	Mon 07/27/15 11:31 AM
Sniff their hair while whispering "You smell even better than last night" ...yep...that should do the trick.

mysticalview21 Joined Sat 06/28/14 Posts: 5462	Mon 07/27/15 11:44 AM
why did you split up with your x ...

mysticalview21 Joined Sat 06/28/14 Posts: 5462	Mon 07/27/15 11:46 AM
how good are ya? say it's the first time meeting she or he knows very little about you but you are not interested and want to book it to the nearest exit what would you say? "God bless you."?? yea that kinda worked lol but I got him back by telling the ten commandment to him hahahah

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 07/27/15 01:01 PM
ppppfffffft I am sooooo good I can end it by the opening message of hi how are you

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Mon 07/27/15 08:07 PM
I am not contagious anymore...

Kindlightheart Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 2370	Mon 07/27/15 09:09 PM
I am so sorry..but your voice sounds so funny..if I start laughing..it's not cause your funny...

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Mon 07/27/15 09:42 PM
on a first date/meeting "why didn't you wear the top you had on last night? I like that one better"

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45332	Mon 07/27/15 09:45 PM
my biological clock is ticking, I hope you don't shoot blanks hahahahahahahahahaha

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Tue 07/28/15 02:35 PM
As she sips her wine, stare across the table, deep into her eyes and say I bought some condoms earlier, just in case

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Tue 07/28/15 03:06 PM
start the conversation off by asking her how she feels about threesomes and midgets

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Tue 07/28/15 05:19 PM
I am so sorry..but your voice sounds so funny..if I start laughing..it's not cause your funny...

1j9b6c5 Joined Wed 11/05/08 Posts: 3954	Tue 07/28/15 05:26 PM
Noooooo ... I am NOT sleeping with you That wouldn't necessarily end a date, but if you said It often enough it would end the dating.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Tue 07/28/15 06:38 PM
soooooo..are there anymore at home like you? ya know..but younger and in better shape?

1j9b6c5 Joined Wed 11/05/08 Posts: 3954	Tue 07/28/15 08:20 PM
No, there aren't but...heyyyyy.