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Sun 03/04/12 05:50 AM


I made cornbeef today.....want some?

Yes Betty, fom time to time I have had to monkey with my toilet.
Don't tell Jayne that, she will be on your door steep begging for somelaugh
Aren't you funny this morning?sick

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Sat 03/03/12 07:50 PM
Met my son who lives in NYC at my Mom's(she lives halfway inbetween us). Surprised him with a large container of my homemade chicken salad to take home. The smile was priceless!

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Sat 03/03/12 02:21 PM

Well he is talking about my flapper and my stool.Geez. And a leak in my water valve. laugh
Geez Betty. It sounds like you are falling apart. Maybe you need some duct tape!

See you later!

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Sat 03/03/12 02:17 PM

In my stool? Am I suppose to drink it? lol
slaphead laugh laugh

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Sat 03/03/12 02:16 PM
Hey look its Tim the Toolmanlaugh waving

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Sat 03/03/12 12:50 PM
Congrats and Good Luck!flowerforyou Working is so much better when you enjoy what you are doing!

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Sat 03/03/12 06:23 AM
flowerforyou flowerforyou :banana: drinker HAPPY BIRTHDAYdrinker :banana: flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Fri 03/02/12 01:06 PM
To have a friend, you have to be a friend

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Fri 03/02/12 01:02 PM
Trusting

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Fri 03/02/12 01:01 PM



laugh ...can I sleep with my truck ??

I assume so, if you are carrying protection.
357 magnum smokin
slaphead

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Thu 03/01/12 06:37 PM
Love this, Terry :heart:

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Thu 03/01/12 12:57 PM







Use it at your own risk! Jerry bought cheap toilet paper and now its clogged and he won't call a plumber

I'm waiting for YOU to plunge it smokin

Someone is waiting for you to plunge it
Whos getting plunged???pitchfork

Im always the last to know the GOOD stuff!

Step back Opto!!

Ill take care of this




Her still owes me $40.00!!laugh
and she owes me $30 grumble
What do I owe you $30.00 for?

Last night?whoa

It wasent THAT GOOD Turtle!noway rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

JK Leigh, Please dont kill me!
Now that Jerry is retired Leigh will have time to improve him to at least $50bigsmile

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Thu 03/01/12 12:33 PM






Use it at your own risk! Jerry bought cheap toilet paper and now its clogged and he won't call a plumber
I'm waiting for YOU to plunge it smokin
But I might break a nail!
they are more nails in the shop smokin
You want to let me loose with a hammer?
nO, just a nail...
I thought solaugh

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Thu 03/01/12 12:28 PM
Happy Retirement, Jerry. Now you have no excuse not to buy me lunch when I come to Texas. Oh wait, maybe I need the excuse cause knowing you like I do, I will have to wash your truck, mow your lawn, clean your house and then make the lunch. Maybe I'll plan my trip while you are in TN.laugh laugh


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Thu 03/01/12 12:22 PM




Use it at your own risk! Jerry bought cheap toilet paper and now its clogged and he won't call a plumber
I'm waiting for YOU to plunge it smokin
But I might break a nail!
they are more nails in the shop smokin
You want to let me loose with a hammer?

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Thu 03/01/12 04:28 AM


Use it at your own risk! Jerry bought cheap toilet paper and now its clogged and he won't call a plumber
I'm waiting for YOU to plunge it smokin
But I might break a nail!

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Wed 02/29/12 06:47 PM
Goodnight Vivian. Goodnight Joe.

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Wed 02/29/12 06:46 PM













Sandwichs are important!!!


Just be careful of the bones


I am sure you are an expert.love
Yes I catch all my men with sandwiches! Oh wait I am still single--maybe I need a new recipebigsmile


I just gave you one. Find a turkey!:wink:
Thanks but I think I deserve prime ribpitchfork


there ya go Joe!!!
laugh laugh Joe shot me down 2 and a half years ago. He was my first crush here!:heart:


We BBQed prime rib last Thursday! blushing
And you didn't save me a bite


No, but you didn't make me a sandwich either!
Don't you know that you have to give dinner to the lady first befire she starts cooking for you?


Sandwiches aren't cooking.
If I'm in the kitchen I'm cooking! Time to say goodnight!waving

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Wed 02/29/12 06:42 PM











Sandwichs are important!!!


Just be careful of the bones


I am sure you are an expert.love
Yes I catch all my men with sandwiches! Oh wait I am still single--maybe I need a new recipebigsmile


I just gave you one. Find a turkey!:wink:
Thanks but I think I deserve prime ribpitchfork


there ya go Joe!!!
laugh laugh Joe shot me down 2 and a half years ago. He was my first crush here!:heart:


We BBQed prime rib last Thursday! blushing
And you didn't save me a bite


No, but you didn't make me a sandwich either!
Don't you know that you have to give dinner to the lady first befire she starts cooking for you?

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Wed 02/29/12 06:40 PM









Chit....I'm going to grow old and die while you to wait each other outohwell
Not that long. I have to come to TX in June or July for my niece's baby shower


Is that in Arlington?
Yep as soon as I have a shower date I will let you know and hopefully we can meet


That would really be nice after all this time
I am looking forward to it!


Me too...but you have to take the shower with Joelaugh laugh
Now Vivian don't be scaring him off


never....his plane will be zooming up to Arlingtonlaugh laugh
Well I hope he remembers to bring the BBQ. Showers make me hungry