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Tue 10/20/09 05:10 PM

What if there is a guy who likes to dress like a girl. Do you go for him dressed as a she?


..you hintin' at somethin' partner?
o.O

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Tue 10/20/09 05:09 PM
TYrannasaurus

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Tue 10/20/09 04:59 PM
Blech! I hate egg salad.
Loved the poem it was beautiful..
I just sick don't like egg salad..

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Tue 10/20/09 04:57 PM


I think many creative people are like that. I heard they're usually smokers and heavy drinkers too. I can't smoke, and I'd rather drink Sierra Mist or coffee, but sometimes I can totally delve into the misery basket.


I'm a recovering smoker..
I drink socially..
But honestly, I don't get out much anymore..
So that's very far and inbetween..
So, next time you join me in the basket..
Bring some friends, eh? We'll have a party!

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Tue 10/20/09 04:53 PM

You talented thing you...Massive...drinker


Massive? what

Thank you. =]

Hey, did you ever get the Testimonial thinger I wrote for you?
I loved yours and thank you; cuz idk if I ever did thank you.

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Tue 10/20/09 04:52 PM

Excellent write Myke... :thumbsup:


smitten

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Tue 10/20/09 04:21 PM

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: drinker drinker emoticons are so much fun, leaving mixed messages with all their best intentions. Haha, I enjoyed the write, welcome to the site.


Thanks!
I, uh, think?
That was a compliment right? lol

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Tue 10/20/09 04:19 PM
..and rather homocidal.

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Tue 10/20/09 04:17 PM


Sometimes it's like that, I can come up with something poignant on the fly. However, I have to be truly miserable to do it.laugh


Secretly..
I'm one of the most miserable ppl on the planet..
I just never show it..
I express it through writing..

What they call 'beautiful'..
I call my everyday pain..

I guess.. that's just how it goes.

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Tue 10/20/09 04:13 PM


Everyday..
Within the lonliness..
I clench a pillow..
I remember..
Remember those days..
When my life wasn't so empty..
Before the big, black empty void..
Almost everday..
Since the day I watched her walk away..
I replay it over and over again..
Like watching your favorite movie..
Except I despise this movie..
I hate the actors who play their parts..
I guess, in reality..
It's nothing like a movie..
Unless it's the one...
With the really bad ending..


You're a good writer.


lol ok, thanks!
idk where that came from...
but thanks?

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Tue 10/20/09 04:12 PM
A'yo!
shades
Wha's poppin', ma?
laugh :wink: waving

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Tue 10/20/09 04:05 PM


Everyday..
Within the lonliness..
I clench a pillow..
I remember..
Remember those days..
When my life wasn't so empty..
Before the big, black empty void..
Almost everday..
Since the day I watched her walk away..
I replay it over and over again..
Like watching your favorite movie..
Except I despise this movie..
I hate the actors who play their parts..
I guess, in reality..
It's nothing like a movie..
Unless it's the one...
With the really bad ending..




wow...awesome


Uhh...
Yeah.
Awesome is the word I'd use to describe it too..

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Tue 10/20/09 03:07 PM


Heyyyy.
i'm no wierdo..
brokenheart sad


:tongue:


tongue2 flowers

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Tue 10/20/09 02:59 PM
Heyyyy.
i'm no wierdo..
brokenheart sad

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Mon 10/19/09 08:32 PM
Crazy chicks...

One told me she was so 'hot' for me; she put ranch on her pu**y and had her dog like it off.

Another told me she loved me because I said I liked her shirt. She ended up stalking me for six months overone compliment.

One said she was falling head over heels for me and my sweet gentle nature. That she would be luckiest girl on earth to catch a rare guy like me.. That same night she got involved in a five guy orgy with no other girls present.... yup way to my heart..

One went ballistic on me and started throwing rocks at some dudes car because I had cat hair on my hoodie...

Another said, your cute, and then proceeded to slice her wrists in front of me.

My fiancee told me she wanted to get back together, apologized for her dumb *** materialistic ways, even gave me a bj n the parking lot.. next thing I know she's banging another dude and got impregnated by him. Also learn, my second daughter isn't even mine..

I met one chick who, as she so bluntly put it, 'wanted to f*** a horse'.

One thought dudes in clown suits were hot.

I had one who thought Elvis was stalking her..

One swore Albinoes only existed in mythology.

One who waited ten mins for the bus to take her five mins (walking distance) away..

So, leaving out some of the others..
I think I've had my fair share..

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Mon 10/19/09 08:13 PM
Sorry to hear that..
Reddie..
=[

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Mon 10/19/09 08:04 PM

nicely written. i like your writing style!!
drinker (oops) drinks biggrin


Thanx. =]
You missed my other ones tho.
They were a lil while back now..
I'm glad you enjoy them as much as I do writing them.

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Mon 10/19/09 07:52 PM
Money, money, money

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Mon 10/19/09 07:50 PM
Man, I wanted to be slick too..
hmph.. lol

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Mon 10/19/09 07:49 PM
Thanks..
Thanks..

..and why don't we drink drinks instead of always being drinker