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Thu 10/22/09 01:00 AM

Wrong thread! slaphead rofl


I was wonderin what was up wif that..
laugh laugh

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Thu 10/22/09 12:58 AM

And follow Him.
He says to
-Love your neighbour as you love yourself.
-Love your enemies.
-Forgive those who do you wrong.
-Have mercy on people.
-Don't fight evil with evil (violence with violence).
-Honour your wife by not sleeping with her before you mary her! (Same goes for the girls!)


Man.. eff my neighbor; his dog barks at all hours.
Always sayin I'm doin shiz to his lawn.

Now why the hell..Would I love my enemies??
I hate my ex. She's an enemy.
I'll never love her again.

Oh yeah.. and ima never forgive her for leavin me for that a$$hole who beat her into the hospital. Haha! Got what she deserved. grumble

Mercy is weakness. That's how you get shanked on my block.

I am the impurity of evil. devil

And wow..
I got 2 kids n never been married..

So...
I'm eff'd, eh?

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Thu 10/22/09 12:52 AM

It's good to hear that the virus issue is resolved, however you should consider changing your antivirus since Norton is crap.


Word.
Like I been trying to tell her.
Norton is Swahilian for, "Buttrammer"

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Wed 10/21/09 10:47 PM

meditation, laughter, meditation, laughter...repeat as needed!


Masturbation?!

Ohhh nvm. blushing

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Wed 10/21/09 10:41 PM
Holy Gods I hate Norton. >.<
It's a biatch to take off ur comp..

You should look into gettin MalWare Bytes too..
That's a good program. =]
Worx alongside Norton/MacAfee AVP.

Holla!

Or.. just come over here and use my laptop seksay!
:wink:

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Wed 10/21/09 10:39 PM
OR
Take my advice:

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST REMEDY

laugh happy :tongue:

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Wed 10/21/09 10:35 PM


Look what's happened folks; my self pity thread has morphed into a mild porn short story and dancing banana-fest.

Only on mingle LOL! laugh whoa


Dooo ya gettt it yet?
Best antidote for depression:

Ur psycho porno-driven friends...
:banana: Some of these guys..
..and that dude who rolls around with no neck..
rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 10/21/09 10:32 PM
..I think Sandy Claws is God..

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Wed 10/21/09 10:29 PM
Eh.. hehe..heh..hehe..eh..
You wouldn't wanna know. devil

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Wed 10/21/09 10:14 PM

hotel, motel, holiday inn :banana: drinks rofl waving :banana:


backseat, frontseat.. hood of the car
driveway, frontdoor.. half way up the stairs
smokin biggrin smitten

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Wed 10/21/09 10:12 PM


..I'm hungry..
sad2


I just made myself a sandwich. Want half?


Hells yeah!!

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Wed 10/21/09 09:57 PM

Some Chronic and a bottle of tequila :banana: smokin drinks :laughing: rofl


I'm down.
Ur place or mine hotness?
drool

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Wed 10/21/09 09:56 PM
..I'm hungry..
sad2

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Wed 10/21/09 09:38 PM
Universe

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Wed 10/21/09 09:36 PM
::He smiles to himself as she starts to snore. He looks back out the window, and just stares out there aimlessly.::

((Night))

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Wed 10/21/09 09:31 PM
Constellation

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Wed 10/21/09 09:26 PM
Movie

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Wed 10/21/09 09:25 PM
"..the moon.."

::He answered simply as he turned his gaze back towards her from the window.::

"..I find an equal comfort in its loneliness.. to match my own. It has always been my guide.."

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Wed 10/21/09 09:22 PM
"Rest well tonight, beautiful.."

::As he gently sets her into her bed, pulling the covers over her to keep her warm.::

"I will be by your side through the night.."

::As he kisses her forehead softly, and moves to sit in the windowsill of her bedroom. Peering out into the night.::

"..and in the morning, you shall find me here still."

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Wed 10/21/09 09:15 PM
Vanish