What did you do for YOURSELF (TODAY?)

Actual message I got (not from anyone on this site), with names altered to protect the idiot, uh, innocent:

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Hi!

I got a writing from dating site. And they said me about your email. They also tagged that you are searching for a partner. I was fond of your profile so I wish to initiate dating with you and know you bette. We could exchange photos each other. What do you think about this?

My email is *************@yahoo.com .

and I will reply you happily and I will send some photos too.
My name is ***** and i am from Turkey.

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[Insert obligatory "turkey" comment here]

spare change? how much money would you spare a poor person if you knew that he/she would not use it for drugs, or alcohol?, but was in genuine need of a little financial help to get a bite to eat or something?

6 and no I don't drink coffee, lots of Mountain Dew though.

I can't sleep less than 5 hours, but I need atleast 12 hours of sleep optimally.

I don't drink coffee.

does anyone else watch cartoons? i don't even go out on Saturday nights anymore just so i can watch my 2 hours on toons on the toon channel Bleach, full metal just to name a few.. just wondering

when im alone
i think of you
on how you had passed
as my eyes full of tears
when i play the music
you given to me
as hearing your voice
makes me feel content
i have seen you many times
in my crystalball.
we had a chance together
more than once.
but we had a mystical touch
but problems tend to occure.
your still in my thoughts forever more

Long nights, feeling her not here.
Long days, lost into her ways.
Every moment a slow grinding torment.
Knowing she's not by my side,
Inside me, this raging white topped tide.
Longing, wanting, needing, to feel her touch.
All of this time trying, missing her so much.
Baby our time is at hand soon,
three more days there be playing our tune.
As we dance, holding each other tight,
With my arms around you, as we twirl in the moonlight.
Texas has me in your mind, as I am feeling Texas mighty kind.
Your more than my tomorrows, your all that I become.


Soon my sweet tiny dancer,,,,,,,soon..

Exactly as the header reads. Are you religious/not religious? You dont have to state your specific religion if not wanted to, a simple yes or no can suffice. What is your personal reason for coming to your decision? Because whatever book says so can be used but obviously there would be a personal reason for believing whatever book was true due to personal account, same for non-religious also, simply stating that a book is a lie can be used, but obviously theres personal level as to why it was determined.

I open the car door on every date and excursion.

Manners are always "in".

So yeah, I hung a curtain...one little curtain on one little window! So...I get the chair, the bracket, the hammer. Bracket in hand, picked up the nail and not once, but three times, dropped it and had to get off the chair and look for it! I finally get the first nail in and onto the second and I kid you not, I dropped it! I finally get it nailed in and gave it one last smack with the hammer and hit my finger! I thought well, at least it's in. Moved the chair to the other side, bracket in hand, picked up the hammer and there is blood streaming down my arm from where I smacked my finger, got a real nice little blood blister. Off the chair, cleaned up the blood and back on the chair again. Got the bracket in. Got the curtain rod, attempted to hang it and the bracket and nails flew out of the wall into the middle of the room. Spent 10 minutes searching for them. Got the right bracket in, proceed to hang the curtain and notice I hung the bracket on the left......upside down! Well, at this point I just fell the floor in a fit of laughter! Everything that could possibly go wrong, did! Curtain is hung though...I'm NEVER taking it down to clean it!!

Gotta go get a Band-Aid for my finger.....

Dang, its picking back up again...quick, stop responding!

Some people think a good pick up line is "Excuse me but did that hurt?" the girl says "Did what hurt?" and he says "When you fell from heaven because you must be an angel."

great one that would probably work

Isn't it strange to add someone as a favorite BEFORE talking to them?

Oh and the guy doesn't speak English. I just messaged them.