Ever since you sent me yours, all I seem to want is MORE ! ! !

You, my dear, are the exception to the rule.

I will gladly accept your nekkid pics.

LOL

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

One of the ones who would never quit sending nekkid pictures of herself to me.

LOL

How are you doing, darlin'?

Big hug!

I used to tell people not to send nekkid pictures to me on my profile, but I took the request off because it just seemed to cause the wimmins to send me more.

Well, I see some familiar posters here!

I saw Bluesy post on the music thread but, when I clicked on her picture, it said she had deleted already. Does anyone know where she went? Private message me please as I think mentioning other sites may be a violation.

Thanks, and...

Bless your hearts!

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Thought Police Gone Wild

Lame.

Are there any adults here?

I'm in love with you but...

and you ******* ain't bad either!

Thank you to all who wished me a happy birthday yesterday.

I think Winx wants to put me over her knee and spank my bare bottom!

And...

what flavor cake do I get?

THANK YOU.

Thank you very much.














Who wants to spank me?

Just ask him if there is anything you can do to assist him.

...do it in the road?

Don't look a day over 90.

On her radio show, Dr. Laura Schlesinger (a popular conservative radio talk
show host in the USA) said that homosexuality is an abomination according to
the Bible Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.
The following response is an open letter to Dr.
Laura, penned by James M. Kauffman, Ed. D. It's funny, as well as
informative.
_______________________

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have
learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as
many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle,
for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to
be an abomination... end of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of
God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual unseemliness - Lev. 15: 19-24. The problem is how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev. 1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2.
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees'
of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev. 24:10-16. Couldn't we
just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable
expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

James M. Kauffman, Ed. D.
Professor Emeritus Dept. of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education
University of Virginia

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

If you have to ask...

What I expect to get is derision.

What I hope to get is an inbox full of nekkid pictures.

Who's gonna prove me right/wrong.

I guess it's OK for her to kiss you after a bad BJ?



























C'mon, who am I kidding?

Some may be better than others, but can anyone remember ever having a bad one?

The thought police.

I used to know a girl named Virginia.

I called her "Virgin" for short.
























But not for long.


W. C. Fields