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Wed 09/28/11 06:48 PM

How did that work out?


about as you'd expect - lots of AA meetings were predicted for his future.

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Wed 09/28/11 06:44 PM
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ***.

classy.

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Wed 09/28/11 06:34 PM

I wonder who found out about salt killing off slugs. I mean, were they going to eat it & thought lets add some salt? spock

Same goes with milking cows... who's the first person to grab hold of a cows udder and start to play with it? :laughing:


lol and eggs? who dared someone to eat the white ball that came out of the chicken's butt?

as for spiders, i'm a total baby - there was one in my desk drawer at work and i yelled out 'i need a boy to come kill this thing!!'

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Wed 09/28/11 06:19 PM

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven, angel??


noway omg! funny- although, i admire the chutzpah it must take to actually say those things....

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Wed 09/28/11 06:11 PM
:laughing: :laughing: yeah - rowr baby, hold me back!!!

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Wed 09/28/11 06:06 PM
there's 2 that are in competition for 1st place:
is it hot in here, or is it just you?
here's a quarter, call your mother, you're not going home tonight.

how could anyone resist. slaphead

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Mon 09/26/11 06:33 PM
Female of the Species

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Mon 09/26/11 06:26 PM
damn!!! sorry - Blister in the Sun

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Mon 09/26/11 06:25 PM
And She Was

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Mon 09/26/11 06:17 PM
Velcro Fly

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Mon 09/26/11 05:19 PM
Mississippi Queen

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Tue 04/26/11 08:20 PM

If the sour cream in my fridge doesn't expire until 2013?!

It doesn't make sense!

Your thoughts please.


I have always considered sour cream to be dodgy and don't trust it myself.

Actually that goes for most dairy....
I mean - yogurt? is it bad? is it good? what is it? also.. it's goo that is alive. I only like live goo in a creature feature.

Cheese is ok tho.

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Tue 04/26/11 07:41 PM
Take California - Propellorheads

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Tue 04/26/11 07:16 PM
Couldn't Stand the Weather = Stevie Ray Vaughan

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Tue 04/26/11 07:03 PM
Cover of the Rolling Stone - Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

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Tue 04/26/11 06:49 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: good idea! nuthin' better than group naughtiness to take our minds off the no naughtiness taking place currently!!! :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Tue 04/26/11 06:39 PM

Look at the reality of it. All the disks, tapes, equipment, gyms, etc, etc are there because they're making MONEY at your expense.


I totally agree that our culture is unhealthily obsessed with some unattainable (airbrushed, surgery/pill-obtained) ideal of physical beauty! (the last time an entire country was motivated to ALL get in shape was Germany in 1939 - and that didn't turn out so well).
I have been fat and thin, and both came with benefits. When thin, I've got more energy, I am more positive, and yes, I feel better about myself physically, but when I'm fatter, I'm more in touch with my sensuality; food tastes better, soft sheets feel better, etc.
There's also the same prejudice regarding age I've noticed... I have earned every wrinkle I've got through my life experiences which stamped those expressions on my face! Thankfully, the most prominent are laugh lines happy. I don't understand why we worship youth so much! There is so much of worth and value which the current culture miss, because no one is interested in people over a certain age. It's a shame, really.

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Tue 04/26/11 06:00 PM
Sweet Caroline - Me First and the Gimme Gimme's

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Tue 04/26/11 05:38 PM
Buddy Holly - Weezer

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Tue 04/26/11 05:37 PM
Never There - Cake

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