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Thu 11/08/07 07:03 PM
19 years old...ok...What's this? Drinks occasionally?!?

:wink:

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Thu 11/08/07 06:57 PM
Wait...he leaves the boy?!!? Well, hell! No point to finish watching it now!! Where's my NetFlix envelope??

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Thu 11/08/07 05:48 PM
no, adam did not have a navel. That's easy!!

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Thu 11/08/07 05:38 PM
It seems there's only 2 reasonable answers. The first is that they were their sisters. If that doesn't appeal to you, then you might consider that God created wives for them. If you believe God created Eve for Adam, no reason why you wouldn't believe God created wives for Cain and Abel. But at some point, you're going to end up f***ing a cousin somewhere.

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Thu 11/08/07 05:31 PM
Russia, but it took a while. The mail order business hadn't quite got the system down yet.

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Thu 11/08/07 05:29 PM
Greetings and salutations.

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Wed 11/07/07 08:39 PM
Is it bad when it happens before you sneeze? Hmm, maybe it's just more awkward.

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Wed 11/07/07 06:24 PM
Currently, Lily Allen.

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Wed 11/07/07 05:46 PM
I'm in the process of wishing a co-worker, Marine, best of luck as he ships out to Iraq in 3-4 weeks. Does that count?

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Wed 11/07/07 05:16 PM
Oh, and to answer Michelle and those others who are curious...

Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, especially erect.

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Wed 11/07/07 05:15 PM
Hey Michelle, Russell Peters? Peters? Stop making sh*t up!

laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 11/07/07 05:10 PM
I just had a vision of myself issuing the same line about not being ready for my daughter to see that on her wedding day when the question about anyone objecting comes up...

sad

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Wed 11/07/07 05:06 PM
I have a sense of it, well, more of a general idea of it. But I think every answer will follow this line of thinking so I would say, yes, traffic lights are good but not when they are red.

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Wed 11/07/07 03:54 PM
"30 also means that you're just old enough to know better, and too young to resist"

Sounds perfect. It seems this extends to the mid 30s as well....I wonder if it will stop. happy

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Wed 11/07/07 03:44 PM
Let's see, what do I remember from Sunday School.....oh yeah! If your head offends you, cut it off!

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Wed 11/07/07 03:43 PM
I've got this neck/trapezius sore muscle thing going on and...um...you were probably just meaning the "greetings" version of "How is everyone doing?"...I'm great, thanks!

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Wed 11/07/07 08:22 AM
ddn - lol!

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Wed 11/07/07 07:33 AM
I understand. I got the exact same sorry line from my parents and relatives, "Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday!" I always thought, "How lame! My birthday is in freakin' August!" Leo....rrrrrowr!

happy

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Wed 11/07/07 07:25 AM
bgeorge - ROFL

klp - Thanks!

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Wed 11/07/07 07:05 AM
Mmm, Newcastle. Great beer!