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Sat 03/26/11 12:01 AM



I don't give out my phone number until after I have met them...I had a little trouble with that in the past ya know "STOP CALLING ME YOU CREEP" kinda trouble...




and i did stop calling... eventually

laugh

And I appreciate that.....but are you following me now..ohwell

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Fri 03/25/11 11:53 PM
Edited by Lili_M on Fri 03/25/11 11:54 PM
When I was your age...I saw Star Wars in the theater...the original...no Jar Jar idiots or over produced CGI crap...and Luke didn't know that Lea was his sister and we were all shocked when we found out that Darth Vader was his father...and..ah..........




sorry I've had way too much to drink tonight...ohhhh everything is so funny

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Fri 03/25/11 11:36 PM


Why do guys do this?
They pursue then make a date email back and forth to set a day, time and place....then they don't show-up....WTF

Is it just me or are others perplexed by this phenomenon?


seriously tho OP - talk to them on the phone to make the actual plans - that way you knw it's not a bunch of high schools girls laughing their butts off


I don't give out my phone number until after I have met them...I had a little trouble with that in the past ya know "STOP CALLING ME YOU CREEP" kinda trouble...


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Fri 03/25/11 05:35 PM

I'm afraid of my mailbox!


I'm afraid of your mouse/rat friend!

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Fri 03/25/11 05:26 PM
When life hands you lemons MAKE.....
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A FRIGGIN FUSS AND DEMAND SOMETHING BETTER...

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Fri 03/25/11 05:04 PM

Yo,

So a feel good story for this Friday afternoon. Approximately a year ago I weighed 385lbs. I wish I had a picture of it, but I destroyed all of the old pictures of myself. However, I am proud to say for the first time in a long time I tipped the scales at less than 300lbs. Granted it said 299.6, but it didn't say 300!! Now just 65 more to go.

:banana:


WOW that is amazing! Congrats.... those 65lbs don't stand a chance! :thumbsup: waving :thumbsup: waving :thumbsup:

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Fri 03/25/11 04:48 PM



All valid excuses...laugh
But don't worry I won't hold it against ALL MEN :wink:
nice. so where do you work smokin

Why do you want to know where I work? Gonna send me flowers to cheer me up? :heart:

flowers? ah yeah, that's the ticket, flowersflowers
(has nothing to do with a fantasy someone posted on another thread)


I don't think I will ever be able to live that one down....I really must be more careful what I post....especially late at night when I may have had one too many...:angel:

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Fri 03/25/11 04:46 PM

No shows....WTF
Why do guys do this?

I cannot even imagine this scenario.
It would seem to me, that you need to
build up a little more 'want' in your
dates.
So they would rather lose a testicle,
than a date with you.


hmm Lost testicles...I like it!devil

Building up some WANT....ESEDOG any ideas how I could do that?:wink:


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Fri 03/25/11 12:56 AM
Sex Lies and Videotape in between my legs.

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Fri 03/25/11 12:51 AM
Don't be selfish Trouble

I'll take two...in my pants!

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Fri 03/25/11 12:44 AM
Excuse me sir but your hand is.....in my pants.

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Fri 03/25/11 12:12 AM
what If men had eight balls...I don't think they would have time for puzzles. spock

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Fri 03/25/11 12:05 AM

Cart!



I bet you thought I would do Fart!


Not.


Come on, do you think I am always base?


SHART

Just for you Bgood...ha

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Thu 03/24/11 11:54 PM




All valid excuses...laugh

But don't worry I won't hold it against ALL MEN :wink:


nice. so where do you work smokin


Why do you want to know where I work? Gonna send me flowers to cheer me up? :heart:

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Thu 03/24/11 11:48 PM

maybe his wife didn't let him use the car

maybe his mom asked him where he thought he was going

maybe he made the date knowing full well he was broke

maybe he got arrested

maybe he had a flat, no spare, locked the keys in his car and his cell died

in any case, guys like him ruin things for guys who really would like to take you out


All valid excuses...laugh

But don't worry I won't hold it against ALL MEN :wink:


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Thu 03/24/11 11:40 PM
Well thank you Rose.

But really I don't think it's me....noway

But I just don't know what it could be.what what

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Thu 03/24/11 11:37 PM
The Bump and Grind....that sounds like something you might see in a porno flick.

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Thu 03/24/11 11:24 PM
It's just so irritating. To go to the effort and they don't have the courtesy to keep the date that THEY made.

Oh I am so on to the NEXT but...

I guess I am just looking for a reasonable explanation for why?


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Thu 03/24/11 11:01 PM
Why do guys do this?
They pursue then make a date email back and forth to set a day, time and place....then they don't show-up....WTF

Is it just me or are others perplexed by this phenomenon?

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Wed 03/23/11 09:53 AM

I need a beer after attempting to read the above post. laugh



I thought maybe it was a code...so I tried reading only the capitalized words...no luck what ohwell

Too early for beer,
I'll have a Bloody Mary
Thanks Goof