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Fri 09/04/09 10:55 AM
You know how to drive a Marine crazy?????

















You throw a bucket of sand in the middle of a street and tell him to hit the beach


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Fri 09/04/09 10:53 AM
Yeah there goes my brash, loud mouthed biatch rep straight out the fudderin winder:angry: :laughing:

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Fri 09/04/09 10:51 AM


Typical man not to finish a conversation:tongue: laugh



or anything else.....


Don't get me started :laughing:

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Fri 09/04/09 10:50 AM
:angel: I'm a prevert in traininpitchfork

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Fri 09/04/09 10:49 AM
French army calisthenics

1 raise your hands in the air
2 keep holding them that way.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Fri 09/04/09 10:47 AM
Ya'll bunch of preverts:tongue: laugh

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Fri 09/04/09 10:45 AM
Typical man not to finish a conversation:tongue: laugh

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Fri 09/04/09 10:43 AM
I'm havin me some left over fried yard bird fer dinner drool

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Fri 09/04/09 10:40 AM
A Good Nights Sleep


By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded to the hotel manager, "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you, sir."

"No problem," the tired Marine assured him, "I'll take it."

The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep, sir?" asked the manager.

"Never better," the Marine answered.

The manager was impressed, "No problem with the other guy snoring then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Marine.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained, "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, an said 'Goodnight, beautiful.' and he sat up all night watching me."

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Fri 09/04/09 10:37 AM

... I done donned mah Daisy Dukes, and my chawwin' hay ...

And I'm loadin' My Winchester Cathedral, I mean BB gun, as we speak ...

Hold still!!! Lil shot in the bootocks nevah hurt a soul ... pitchfork


phhhtp, Daisey dukes with a tied up gingham shirt an flip flops is ma 'Sunday goin to meetin' outfit!:banana:

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Fri 09/04/09 10:36 AM
Hey! I only hang in the politics threads to annoy the government paranoid conspricists :tongue: laugh It's highly entertainin :banana:

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Fri 09/04/09 10:33 AM
phhhtp, when I lived in fudderin Grand Forks, ND I BBQed in the garage durin a snow storm :banana:

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Fri 09/04/09 10:12 AM
It's suppose to rain here purty much the whole weekend ohwell

Look's like I BBQ under the carport :laughing:

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Fri 09/04/09 10:10 AM
Just wait until I find my fudderin water bazooka!!!:tongue: laugh

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Fri 09/04/09 10:04 AM
Who wants to be the first to play connect the dots on ma lily white buttocks??? I got the sharpie pen right chere rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 09/04/09 10:02 AM

:banana:

Worse Punishment?

An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank.

The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.

When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"

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rofl rofl rofl

Actually been there! Plane from Rhein Main to Andrews got diverted there due to mechanical problems. What a crap hole!

rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 09/04/09 10:00 AM
Where in the fudderin h*ll did my fudderin water bazooka go to???:tongue:

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Fri 09/04/09 09:59 AM
My Biatch rep is now shot to all fudderin h*llrofl


Thanks Dancere:tongue: laugh flowerforyou

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Fri 09/04/09 09:54 AM
Ah, ya'll gonna make me blushing

Ain't supposed to be tellin nobody 'bout my soft side, Ur gonna trash my Biatch rep rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 09/04/09 09:52 AM
What in the fudderin h*ll are u wimmins up to?????spock