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Tue 04/01/08 12:24 PM
Humans did, since perfection and imperfection (even in the realm of gods and deities) are human rationalizations, we are the ones who define perfection and we are the ones who define imperfections, so it was mankind after all. For without an eye to see it does perfection exist? And if it does exist without outside observers then how can it be called perfection without something to compare it to?

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Tue 04/01/08 11:50 AM
I've used a screwdriver to open a juicebox... and eat corn...

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Mon 03/31/08 01:54 PM
Sucess is living without fear of starving by doing something you love to do.

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Mon 03/31/08 10:35 AM
You could always pick up a new hobby, painting helped me alot when I was hurt... or pick up playing an instrument, turn pain into art...

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Mon 03/31/08 10:21 AM

What about guys trying to gain weight ?any advice

For muscle weight, two eggs (Raw if you have the stomach for it) for breakfast with a protein shake, lunch beef jerky, dinner have a big ham sandwich... and you have to run two miles everyday and do free weights for about three hours at least five times a week...

For fat weight, eat lard...

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Mon 03/31/08 10:20 AM
Edited by Runpenzo on Mon 03/31/08 10:23 AM
Sorry bout the triple post...

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Mon 03/31/08 10:20 AM
Edited by Runpenzo on Mon 03/31/08 10:22 AM
Evil computer

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Sun 03/30/08 01:14 PM
Edited by Runpenzo on Sun 03/30/08 01:16 PM
It doesn't work...in any stretch of the imagination or psychotic mushroom induced episode.... sorry dudette...

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Sat 03/29/08 04:19 PM
Take whats useful out of me then strap me to some sort of homemade rocket, if I make it into space cool... if not I'll make a nice impression!

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Sat 03/29/08 04:17 PM
Arizona- Where old people come to die...

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Mon 03/24/08 09:55 PM
I think they'd rather scratch and sniff

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Mon 03/24/08 09:54 PM



Run my dear, a lot of us seem to have the same problem but in different ways...

Truer words are rarely spoken my friend, we all have our battles to fight and out demons to slay. It's just harder when you're fighting yourself... and it hurts you much more...


I know.. I've come a long way.. I don't fight myself so much anymore... Let's hope you don't wait as long as I did happy

Well I'd gladly fight twice as hard and twice as long to come out half as good as you did. :wink:

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Mon 03/24/08 09:48 PM

Run my dear, a lot of us seem to have the same problem but in different ways...

Truer words are rarely spoken my friend, we all have our battles to fight and out demons to slay. It's just harder when you're fighting yourself... and it hurts you much more...

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Mon 03/24/08 09:46 PM

Runpenzo,

Sorry to hear of your incident with the electrical socket! Gosh, that must not have been completely enjoyable! My advice to you, as the writer of this column, would be to avoid sticking paperclips in electrical sockets. Believe you me, I've done it! And look at me; I've done lost me marbles!

Thank you for your submission.

--Ricky the Columnist

Fool me once lightsocket shame on me, fool me twice shame on you and I'm filling you with glue! happy

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Mon 03/24/08 09:42 PM





stick a fork in an electrical outlet...

Oh no, don't do that! I did that with two paperclips when my Ipod charger stopped working... I lost half a fingerprint on my left hand and was late to work due to inability to wake up afterward... bad day bad day bad day!


((((((Run))))))) if that's all that happened sweets you were in good shape... :wink:

(((((IndnPrncs))))) He he he... yeah, I may have no luck in all other aspects in life but when it comes to life threatening stupidity I'm the luckiest man I know...


And the odd thing is.. You're too smart for that... Esplain... :wink:

Awwww thank you, I try to be smart. But I'm sorry to say being smart and doing smart things are two completely different beasts. I may have one under my thumb but the other is still just out of my grasp maybe one day when I grow up I'll do smart things while being smart... laugh

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Mon 03/24/08 09:35 PM
indifferent .... fantastic.... truly wonderful... indifferent

And now for something completely different: A man with a tape-recorder up his nose....

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Mon 03/24/08 09:31 PM



stick a fork in an electrical outlet...

Oh no, don't do that! I did that with two paperclips when my Ipod charger stopped working... I lost half a fingerprint on my left hand and was late to work due to inability to wake up afterward... bad day bad day bad day!


((((((Run))))))) if that's all that happened sweets you were in good shape... :wink:

(((((IndnPrncs))))) He he he... yeah, I may have no luck in all other aspects in life but when it comes to life threatening stupidity I'm the luckiest man I know...

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Mon 03/24/08 09:26 PM

stick a fork in an electrical outlet...

Oh no, don't do that! I did that with two paperclips when my Ipod charger stopped working... I lost half a fingerprint on my left hand and was late to work due to inability to wake up afterward... bad day bad day bad day!

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Mon 03/24/08 02:22 AM

Hi ya'll! ::wavin'::

happy

Well aren't you a sack full o' pep this morn?

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Mon 03/24/08 02:20 AM
So long farewell, auf weidersehen good-bye
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long farewell, auf weidersehen adieu
Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you
So long farewell, au revior auf weidersehen
So long...farewell...auf weidersehen goodbye...
Goodbye...
Goodbye....
Goodbye....

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