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Sun 11/01/20 06:07 PM
According to Vegas odds, you are less likely to get an STD via internet dating sites via chatting......all the while sitting at home rubbing one out.

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Thu 10/08/20 04:54 AM
A woman who can cook on the grill while wearing a Wonder Woman outfit. Ahhhhh!

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Wed 05/20/20 12:38 PM
Relationships require work. Sad to say? Yes! It is. But they do require people to work on themselves and each other....and as a couple. If you aren't willing to adapt, to work on the relationship, then you fail. Marriage requires your time, effort....basically it the ULTIMATE commitment. Sadly people these days treat marriage as if it is the check engine light on your car. It is going off for a reason, and the more you ignore it, the worse your engine is going to get.


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Wed 05/20/20 12:26 PM

What to do when someone you love doesn't love you back...


I will tell you what NOT to do. Don't go to the local supermarket, get a bunch of ice cream, and then go home. Then, you put in a chick flick and eat all those gallons of ice cream. laugh

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Wed 05/20/20 12:22 PM
Just got back from getting my hair cut.....waited over an hour but.....ahhhhhh!

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Mon 05/11/20 08:50 PM
He was in his late 70's when he did The Heavenly Kid with Ben. My God! He was hilarious are the horny old man. He had some great, raunchy lines. RIP to a legend.

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Mon 05/11/20 08:46 PM

Tell me once u get to knw that


Masturbation while typing will lead to incomplete sentences like the one above.

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Mon 05/11/20 08:43 PM
"Wrapped around your finger"- The Police

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Mon 05/11/20 04:40 PM
When I get to a red light, and I am jamming out in my car, I will turn the music down because I don't want someone to turn into an ax murderer because the loud music set them off.

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Mon 05/11/20 04:36 PM
I had this dream where Pac Man was chasing me. Think he was getting back at me for all those times I allowed those ghosts to get him. laugh laugh

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Mon 05/11/20 03:00 PM
Aces

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Mon 05/11/20 02:58 PM
"Release Me"- Wilson Phillips.

Don't judge me. It's a good jam. laugh

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Mon 05/11/20 02:43 PM
Ice Cream can also be fried....it's true!

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Mon 05/11/20 02:34 PM
Fresh donuts are hard to deny too.

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Mon 05/11/20 02:32 PM
Tack

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Mon 05/11/20 02:21 PM
Hmmmmm......and if I put the letter "C" in this......noway laugh


Aunt

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Mon 05/11/20 02:08 PM
The Crow

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Mon 05/11/20 02:00 PM
"Street Fighting Man"

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Mon 05/11/20 01:55 PM
"Your Love"- The Outfield.

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Mon 05/11/20 01:45 PM
One of the best first dates I ever had was, believe it or not, at a Chuck E' Cheese. We both had fun being silly and I even fought a kid for the tickets I had won in skee ball. Little butthead tried to sneak in and take them but I wasn't having any of it. laugh laugh

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