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THE ROOM TO LAUGH IN :))))))
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The Elderly Couple
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he then charged them $32.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office." |
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 18
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Single Wait... What's this ball and chain doing around my ankle?  there's a note attached to it... says "say Taken Stupid"  Guess I'm Taken Stupid 
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Thinking that first hug is going to be awesome |
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NyQuil
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Give Up?  Hell, I'm just *getting started*! 
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Rats...  Just walked outside full-face into a bloomin' spider web 
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What's your love song?
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You bet I would.  Have you ever seen a live shark up close ? Yes, when fishing for tuna off the coast of Cuba, I caught one, and then the shark caught the tuna. After a short fight, it let go, and I brought in a *half* a tuna... neatly sliced through behind the dorsal fins. The shark went along side the boat and it was the same length (I'd guess 18 feet) Where is your favorite place to go fishing? |
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Topic:
THE ROOM TO LAUGH IN :))))))
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Topic:
THE ROOM TO LAUGH IN :))))))
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who's making all the noise in here and keeping *me* awake?
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Topic:
What's your love song?
Edited by
Rusty_Knight
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Fri 10/07/11 11:30 AM
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i would like to thank all of you for your words of kindness and encouragement... i think you all rock! No ma'am... *YOU* rock... *You* had the courage to leave. Most don't 
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Maybe some of them have slight learning disabilities and have trouble with spelling. My son has a hard time with spelling but has graduated from high school. Should he distance himself from the world because of his struggle to spell correctly. I don't think so! Well... *this* just stopped me in my tracks  After the conversations here... he could come on this site and get constantly corrected for misspelling words, and *that* would be a form of bullying, wouldn't it? 
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Edited by
Rusty_Knight
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Thu 10/06/11 06:11 PM
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Hey, Hi there Leigh!   KNIGHT!!!!!!!...Hi and hi again!!...Good to see you here!!!   
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And nobody knows how to count change anymore. The cash register does it for them. If the cash register stopped working they would not be able to give you the proper change.   absolutely true ! I now tip the person at the drive thru coffee window, just to see how they handle the extra change. It *is* hilarious when you give them extra change other than what the register said they needed.  Hey, Hi there Leigh!
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Bald Guys
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Apparently, this dude stumbled onto a gold mine of freak chicks who like bald guys..... Life is soooooo unfair. I wasted a whole lot of Miracle-Gro
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thinking Mikey should be taking notes for a new book "What did I forget to do before I Died" Bestseller
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Hi there!
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Hi zuzu welcome to Mingle2
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The people here are crazy... and I fit right in 
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