A perfect remedy to prevent your political signs from being stolen:

Don't put any up.

neither is threatening another man's life regardless of who he is

the italians up here love to steal signs during elections; most of them have all three major party's signs up on their lawns.

they like to use the wooden sticks for their tomato plants!

you say that like it's supposed to be funny

Im in the clink for killing someone, or armed robbery,

what you in here for,

stealing brock signs,

I just saw, on the news 9 ppl where caught stealing brock o bama signs they where all charged, 33 signs in all,

Election is series,

but how series is to series,

monster mash- bobby "boris" pickett

beastiality is against the law. gay marriage is NOT against the law.

Furthermore being gay is not like having sex with animals... thats just sick where is your brain at? ewww

If Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman was running for president,who would you vote for?

Do you think Bigfoot (Sasquatch) and/or the Abominable Snowman (Yeti) is real?

IF MY BODY WAS A CAR


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.



I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... but that's not the worst of it.



My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.



It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

you don't get it, do you?




nobama2008

lets boost one these ladies up

for the first keg stand,