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Fri 11/27/09 06:42 AM

laugh laugh laugh
At least the G Bush ran on FAITH.
:banana:

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Tue 11/24/09 06:14 AM

i didnt want to got to work anyway!!!!hehe
laugh

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Tue 11/24/09 06:11 AM

Was there a prior model called the G Bush?
I believe that one ran on pure oil.

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Tue 11/24/09 06:01 AM
The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces

The 2010 Obama


This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" owners.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!


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Tue 11/24/09 05:59 AM
Edited by lastmanstanding602 on Tue 11/24/09 06:01 AM

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Tue 11/10/09 06:26 AM
drinker




also full of empathy and forgiveness.......is what I am.

I feel like a freak sometimes, am I?
I could go all the way with ya,,,except for two...
Got to have my meat,,,and GOD is inside all of me..
Now THAT doesn't mean YOU have to feel THAT which I feel.
It just means that no meat on the table would have me yearning for it,,,as with no GOD in your heart, I would yearn for yours,wink
But we could still be a GREAT couple to see and be around,,,
Hey honey,,,,did YOU want that last chicken leg???
OH,,,SORRY,,,I forgot,,,
And your choice of shouted cursing might alarm my ears,,,,wink,lol
BUT THATS NOTHING!!!!!!!REALLY,,,,,,,MARRY ME,,,,,,I go beef-less
and,,,,,,,and,,,,,,,,,ahhhhhhh, never mind,,,I can't do THAT,
even for love,wink....:heart:

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Tue 11/10/09 06:10 AM
So is it Rose or Sherry?

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Mon 11/02/09 06:10 AM
Arizona The Grand Canyon state

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Fri 09/25/09 07:00 AM
Welcome!

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Wed 09/09/09 07:08 AM
buon giorno

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Tue 09/08/09 07:59 AM
How are you making the noodles?

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Mon 08/31/09 01:31 PM
Edited by lastmanstanding602 on Mon 08/31/09 01:31 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

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Mon 08/31/09 01:25 PM


Thanks for the super quick reply, but don't you think it is kinda early to ask her out?


slaphead No wonder guys are so clueless and women have to take over! slaphead :laughing:

Pull up your big boy pants, ask her out, and have a good time. Don't put any pressure on yourself. One date is no big deal. You’re not asking her to book the band and find a church whoa

If you guys like each other then continue to date. Don't analyze the hell out of a simple situation. slaphead

nahhhhhh dont just yet

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Mon 08/31/09 01:21 PM

Invite her over for a couple shots of tequila........smokin
Hey invite me too Whatch me do dis:banana:

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Mon 08/31/09 01:18 PM




Pssssssst!!

haha

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Mon 08/31/09 01:16 PM
Dude she thinks your just a nice guy and friend....

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Mon 08/31/09 01:14 PM



Everyones bored today!!

Boring day!!
Coool lets make some fun of it...tag your it!!!



writer_gurl's it!

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Mon 08/31/09 01:07 PM

Everyones bored today!!

Boring day!!
Coool lets make some fun of it...tag your it!!!

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Mon 08/31/09 01:06 PM

LOng time no see......Sorry you are bored. That can be frustrated
hey you?? how you been? I see you in the forums but i thought you forgot about me...

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Mon 08/31/09 01:02 PM


You must listen to this.... this guy is a WINNER!!! rofl


http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny


If you're psychologically normal...ace...just ace.
Ace just ace

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