Jesus would be my first choice, but I believe I'll get to meet him soon anyways.

Second choice would be Peter Sellers, or maybe Elvis if he's in a good mood.

I'm not off the market hon... It's just that the dern'd produce manager put me in the day old bin again

My place down in Florida was like that. Funny because it seemed about as white bread and quiet as it could be, but at least twice a week, around midnight or so I'd hear a ruckus and then see police lights flashing through my bedroom window. I know it's tacky but I finally ended up taping tinfoil to the widows and sleeping with earplugs.

Seems all quiet in my new digs though.

Hugs Tanya,

Hang in there because you're definetly special.

I'd ask them to say hello to my leetle friend.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

I'm sorry that that's been your experience so far...

I've actually had some very enlightening conversations in Christian singles with some very wonderful folks in here.

I call that bold talk, from a one eyed fat man...

Keep your chin up and remember that Jesus loves you.

(This goes for everyone )

Happy birthday to ya! Hope it's a good'n!

Yes, that's what it's really all about.

Otherwise, it's a barter deal, at best...

Personally speaking, I don't "want" anything from anyone. I'm not looking for a certain type, beyond female, that is...
I'm not actively searching for anyone though. If it does happen to occur that I were to meet someone, that would be okay. I'd be myself and the only expectation I'd have is that she'd do the same. If something grows from that and things work out to be condusive to a long term healthy,mutual and exclusive deal between us, then great.
I'm not going to attempt to create a recipe for who that would be though...

So anyone who looks at me and decides to explore a friendship, I'll consider recipricating that interest on a moment by moment, day by day basis.

Luckily, I've never recieved a negative email. At least I haven't yet recieved anything that actually bothered me.
I don't consider it a waste of time to talk to anyone. I think almost everyone has something to teach me, in some way or another.

I'm not bothered, dejected, frustrated or lessened in any way by just talking to people. I won't let anyone rock my boat.

I guess what I'm saying is that for me it's about friendship, first and foremost.

Smores anyone? Sparkling zinfidel?

yup... truely true...

hey now...say what you like about my political views but lay off'a my kool-aid ok...

taste great, ya know...

Cherry berry for me please!

Don't ask me why it was only once, because that once was just the only time that everything came together for it to happen, but once I dated a really sweet black lady from the Virgin Islands for a short while. We really enjoyed each other's company and connected in some profound ways. I was a single dad with a teenager at home and she had two young boys.
She ended up moving back to the BVI's but we stayed in contact by snail mail for a while.
She both challenged and understood me, maybe better than anyone else I've ever known...

The one that got away...

Curvy is definetely better than skinny.

Welcome, hi, and all the good stuff!

My advice is to NOT internalize it. It's no reflection on you hon. It's just the nature of the beast.

Here's to a better day tomorrow.

Thanx Winx


I dunno...It just kind of burns my chaps a little when folks imply, let alone come right out and state,
that God is evil for giving us free will...

I mean...Good grief already...

Hypothetical situation;

I invite you into my house. I graciously offer you every amenity. Help yourself to anything, eat,sleep, relax to your heart's content.
The only thing I ask is that you don't violate my personal space by rummaging through my nightstand. If you DO violate the one rule I established all too plainly, you'll no longer be welcome in my house.

Do I owe it to you to explain why I made that one specific rule?

Am I the bad guy for even having a nightstand in the first place?

Is it likely that I have that particular nightstand there just to trap you as a sneak thief and can then get some type of twisted satisfaction in throwing you out ?

I've always considered the story of the Tree of Life to be about having choices and then having to accept the consequences, for better or worse. It's up to us.