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Fri 02/02/07 05:20 PM
my javascript is enabled and my cache is cleared but still nothing

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Fri 02/02/07 03:03 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 02/02/07 02:13 PM
I cant change my photos or view others photos

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Thu 02/01/07 10:43 PM
thnx kojack but it must be a bug or something,cant delete or nothing

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Thu 02/01/07 10:14 PM
already tried that dont work

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Thu 02/01/07 10:00 PM
change the pic,but it just takes back to the pic i have there

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Thu 02/01/07 09:55 PM
I am having a problem with editing my photos it wont let me change pics

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Wed 01/31/07 02:52 PM
laugh laugh

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Tue 01/30/07 03:07 PM
hoo-rah

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Mon 01/29/07 08:50 PM
Our love is torn by miles, not by choice.
Soon, soon, my darling, I'll be coming home.
At night I play your body and your voice,
But soon the hands and cries will be your own.
I want to love you all the hours we've missed,
And do the things I've fantasized for you:
Kiss you all the places my mind's kissed,
And put you everywhere I've wanted to.
My only fear's desiring you so much
That dream will overwhelm reality;
Time, for both of us, must temper touch
So love can once again be slow and free.
My mind's already half insane with pleasure;
Soon, soon my body will consume its treasure

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Mon 01/29/07 08:45 PM
I live behind forbidding walls
Made of adamantine words.
I could walk out when my heart calls,
But, ah! Here flight is just for birds.

It was my luck to find my love
Just after I had been engaged.
I would for love the whole Earth move,
Nor care what god might be enraged.

Cruel irony! That word I gave,
My lover looked to me to keep;
For love performs as we behave,
Nor do respect and trust come cheap.

And so I did what all thought right,
Though it was wrong, and honor kept.
I stayed an angel in his sight,
And ever since in silence wept.

Our love remains, though we're apart,
Unsullied as a distant star,
While I must walk within my heart,
Unquiet as the spirits are.

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Sun 01/28/07 10:48 PM

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that
new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."

"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only
been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to
get once a month."

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Sun 01/28/07 10:46 PM

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two
things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between
Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give
away was the ability to stand up while urinating.

"It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if
either one of you wanted that abilty."

Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to
do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that
ability. It’d be so great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the
animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It’d be sooo cool. I
could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the
gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he
should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam
really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this
ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the
nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What’s left
here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."

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Sun 01/28/07 12:00 AM
I got a buddy that runs the minis on I25 speedway

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Sat 01/27/07 11:53 PM
what track u run on dungon

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Sat 01/27/07 11:45 PM
Shoot i'd love to climb in one

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Sat 01/27/07 11:41 PM
yeah like the dei guys too.sprint cars are fun as hell to watch

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Sat 01/27/07 11:34 PM
laugh laugh not me

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Sat 01/27/07 11:33 PM
well my guy retired rusty wallace so now i kinda keep my eye on jr

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Sat 01/27/07 11:31 PM
laugh

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