Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen,
in bed with another woman. "That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and
I'm not coming back!"

"Wait honey," Glen pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?"

"Fine, let's hear your story," Donna replied.

"Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the
side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing,"
explained Glen.

"I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get
cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home. After she took
a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn't fit you
anymore, the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the
pair of shoes you bought but never used and even gave her some of the
turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn't serve to me."

"Then," Glen continued, "I showed her to the door and she thanked me. As
she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me, 'Is there
anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few
years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed
in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To
keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."

thats a good one

no not me just thought funny as well

busch series 2 day on espn2 1:00 mountain time

cup series sunday on fox (i think) 11:30 mtn time
hope this helps ya

which one u want 2 know about

sunday

can u blame him

oh ok

most dont know they rush in to things,thats why the divorce rate so
high,kojack said it best,take it slow

umm hey prussia who are you passing the woman or the man

yeah some times u just gotta do what u gotta do,but wish the best

hey crazy u shouldnt give up

whoops

ouch