Screw world domination! I'm masturbating for world peace instead!

I have two packets in the pantry for child attacks.

I don't like them. And they're not healthy. If my child insists on them, I'll use have of the spice packet.

no more drink for you tonite...

Because some idiots insist on making the distinction... I'm "white"...my Mom was "brown"...do you really think I noticed when I was a kid?

The "other" color? Like purple or something?

Tacos in a bag are true emergency relief food. Buy all your taco fixings from the store. Put them out on the table. Then buy individual serving bags of fritos brand corn chips. Tear open one end of the bag and walk down the line and put all the fixings you desire right into the bag! Put your ground browned meat in. Put your shredded lettuce in, your cheese, your sour cream, your taco sauce, your diced onions, your diced peppers. Then you eat it right out of the bag with a spork! No mess. No dirty dishes. Ez cleanup. Had a tornado come through. Destroyed my lawyers house. She called me. I asked if they needed anything. She said that the whole neighborhood was hungry and to feed us now! Around 150 people. We went all out. Had the browned meats in crockpots hooked to inverters. Fed 150 people tacos in a bag for a hundred and fifty bucks including cold sodas. Had corned beef blessed by a jesuit priest for my freinds of the jewish persuasion. Had beef, and pork. Fed all those people out of the back of my pickup truck. And everyone ate well. The red cross was blown away by our resourcefulness, and speed. Kids love tacos in a bag. Cuz they get to play with their food. Tacos in a bag. That's where its at. And definitely not ramen noodles.

You want cheap meals? Aint nothing better nor less expensive than tacos in a bag.

LOL YOU GOTTA SHAVE FIRST.....

my favorite quote....

ITS BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHO YOU ARE-THAN LOVED FOR WHO YOUR NOT....--I FORGOT WHO SAID IT.