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Sat 10/25/08 12:44 AM




Wasted time, is no use to me...
No 420 for immortals?
I just want Tina
Anything to do with 420, I'm good with!
:banana: 420 and Tina :banana:
Sounds good, only I don't smoke:tongue:

Me niether but Tina's "Yummy"!!!

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Sat 10/25/08 12:41 AM
>>>Plenty of sourcrout<<<drinks rofl drinks

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Sat 10/25/08 12:30 AM


Wasted time, is no use to me...
No 420 for immortals?
I just want Tina
Anything to do with 420, I'm good with!
:banana: 420 and Tina :banana:

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Sat 10/25/08 12:21 AM
Wasted time, is no use to me...

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Sat 10/25/08 12:13 AM
I luv those "red" heads!

"yummy!"

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Sat 10/25/08 12:08 AM
We have asumed controll We have....................love devil love

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Sat 10/25/08 12:05 AM
I welcome you now,NOW!!!


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Sat 10/25/08 12:01 AM
Doodle me flowerforyou

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Fri 10/24/08 11:57 PM
If it smelles like sh^t, don't eat it!!!

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Fri 10/24/08 11:51 PM
I've been waiting for you! :

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Mon 10/13/08 12:49 AM
> I know that this would never happen, but the writer of it has an awesome
> idea.
>>
>>
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>> I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
>>
>> Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a 'We
>> Deserve It Dividend'.
>>
>> To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S.
>> Citizens 18+.
>>
>> Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and
>> child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
>>
>> So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.
>>
>> My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a 'We Deserve It
>> Dividend'.
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>> Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
>>
>> So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
>>
>> Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
>>
>> That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
>>
>> But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
>>
>> A husband and wife have $595,000.00.
>>
>> What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
>>
>> Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
>> Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads Put away money
>> for college - it'll be there Save in a bank - create money to loan to
>> entrepreneurs.
>> Buy a new car - create jobs
>> Invest in the market - capital drives growth Pay for your parent's
>> medical insurance - health care improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come
>> clean - or else
>>
>> Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
>> who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is
>> cutting back, and of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.
>>
>> If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of
>> trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that
>> is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.
>>
>> If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every
>> adult U S Citizen 18+!
>>
>> As for AIG - liquidate it.
>> Sell off its parts.
>>
>> Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the
>> real estate.
>> Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
>>
>> Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
>>
>> Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
>>
>> But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
>>
>> How do you spell Economic Boom?
>>
>> I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
>> 'We Deserve It Dividend' more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in
>> Washington DC .
>>
>> And remember, The Family plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because
>> $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam. Talk about
>> a stimulus package!
>>
>> Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
>>
>> Kindest personal regards,
>>
>>
>> A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
>>
>> PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as its either good for a
>> laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85
>> Billion!!
>>
>>

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Mon 10/13/08 12:40 AM
U.S. should immediately pull out of Chicago !



Body count. In the last six months 292 killed (murdered) in Chicago , 221 killed in Iraq .




Sens. Barack Obama & **** Durbin, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., Gov. Rod Blogojevich, House leader Mike Madigan, Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike), Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor Richard J. Daley).....our leadership in Illinois.....all Democrats.




Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago . Of course, they're all blaming each other.




Can't blame Republicans, they're aren't any!




State pension fund $44 Billion in debt, worst in country.


Cook County ( Chicago ) sales tax 10.25% highest in country. (Look'em up if you want).


Chicago school system one of the worst in country.


This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois . He's gonna 'fix' Washington politics?


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Sun 10/12/08 11:54 PM
A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry

men.
B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their
babies.
D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.


Its all in good fun, don't shoot me.waving

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Sun 10/12/08 11:35 PM
Must I read it???


I just want some nubbins:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Sun 10/12/08 11:00 PM
Qweene, would you like to have dinner some day when I'm in your part of the country?
I don't know when but......................

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Sun 10/12/08 10:56 PM

Happy Birthday!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Happy b-day!!!:banana: :banana: :banana:

Winx, I nub youflowers

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Tue 09/30/08 07:50 PM
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I WILL win.
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Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start. We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion.
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all I know, these are the same thing.
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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it...though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator... ( applies to engineers mainly).
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars,sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't... and if you are feeling amorous afterwards, then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2008, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry,the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.

This has been a public service message for women to better understand men. :banana:


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Tue 09/30/08 07:41 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 09/30/08 06:35 PM
My ex could tell you exactly how I deal with it!laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 09/30/08 06:33 PM
Not really for tats on women but will never let that stop me from having feelings for someone.