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Tue 08/14/12 05:59 PM

taking things at face value and/or caring are not the same thing. one can care all they want to and still see things for what they are.


I don't think one has anything to do with the other. I've seen alot of my brothers do stupid chit but I still care about them. Maybe I'm misunderstanding the question.......smokin

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Tue 08/14/12 02:55 PM
I love talking animals. Mr. Ed was my favorite......smokin

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Mon 08/13/12 10:30 PM

Yep. But I care, tis the difference.


Yeah but can you wiggle your ears? Just sayin.....smokin

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Mon 08/13/12 08:00 PM

what if i had a beard?


You could probably get a job in a carnival.....smokin

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Mon 08/13/12 07:53 PM
Well if I could just learn to juggle while riding this god damn unicycle I would be able to get my clown union card.....smokin

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Mon 08/13/12 07:40 PM


My Grandaddy always said he didn't feel a need to go to church because he had a personal relationship with God. Made sense to me plus he could wiggle his ears. He had to be connected......smokin
Exactly, but sometimes you are called to a ministry which means you have to go back to church.....


Exactly why I don't give out my phone number.....smokin

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Mon 08/13/12 07:31 PM
My Grandaddy always said he didn't feel a need to go to church because he had a personal relationship with God. Made sense to me plus he could wiggle his ears. He had to be connected......smokin

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Mon 08/13/12 07:10 PM

I love being able to hang out with the cook kids. bigsmile


You just smelled my bow tie pasta with alfredo sauce, brocolli, and blankened chicken. Served with garlic bread with cheese and my butt is not big.......smokin

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Mon 08/13/12 04:09 PM

Leave the drama OFF of the forums!


How am I supposed to find out who killed JR?........smokin

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Sun 08/12/12 09:33 PM
Dude! It's never to late to get the munchies. I have chips and snacky cakes.......smokin

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Sun 08/12/12 09:07 PM

Glad you didn't take up ballet dancing then...you would've failed miserably.

Oh dang...now i can't get the vision of you in a tutu out of my head!


Momma socked it to me and she taught me how to live. nanana nanana na na na..........smokin

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Sun 08/12/12 08:44 PM
Just stay out of the hood man. Don't climb on the Abraham Lincoln statue while your drunk. Those brothers don't play now.....smokin

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Sun 08/12/12 08:27 PM
I never could do the splits. I tried a few times but I always ended up stretching something a little too far....smokin

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Sun 08/12/12 03:43 PM
Yes life is good. Because the catfish be jumpin and that old paddle wheels pumpin.......smokin

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Sun 08/12/12 03:21 PM
I am up for it. I may be a little ahead of you since I started last night. None the less party on Wayne......smokin

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Sun 08/12/12 02:53 PM
I got me some southern banana cream pie ice cream. I also got a bottle of hot fudge sauce. If I go into a sugar coma please tell my momma I had a smile on my face.......smokin

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Sat 08/11/12 12:06 AM

since you asked;
i hate mosquitoes.



I do too. It reminds me of a song from my childhood........

Got a skeeter on my peter knock it off.
Got a skeeter on my peter knock it off.
Got a dozen on my couisin
Can't you hear the suckers buzzin
Got a skeeter on my peter knock it off.....smokin


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Fri 08/10/12 11:39 PM
I wasn't trying to show off or nothin brother. Some people just have a knack at cheese art. I happen to be half Amish so we had to like make our own cheese and chit. It's a long story really. My family sailed over from West Virginia. Cheese is in our blood......smokin

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Fri 08/10/12 07:40 PM

Ok so here is the scenario... You've decided to sell or give all your worldly possessions... Everything!

Keep in mind, you haven't won the lottery here... All you own is (enter amount here) bucks. What would you do?

Oh and Winner gets all my chit! smokin


Well you Canadians have some good chit so I'm going to take a stab at this. I would sell everything to the highest bidder. Cash only. Then I would hit the road to your scenerio.......smokin

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Fri 08/10/12 07:24 PM
This is a cabin I have been to here in Kentucky. Caught a load of fish.


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