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Sun 08/19/12 05:10 PM
Don't quote me but I think it is more expensive in Holland. It is like the state law or some chit that you have to wear wooden shoes. Those suckers are expensive........smokin

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Sun 08/19/12 04:43 PM
Reminds me of a joke. Man walks into a doctors office and says "Hey Doc it hurts when I raise my arm like this". Doc says "Well don't raise your arm like that"........smokin

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Sun 08/19/12 02:17 PM

smack my a$$ and call me sweet lips, i'll be putty in your hands!
lol, okay, i'm kidding laugh :tongue:


Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit there sweet lips.....smokin

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Sun 08/19/12 01:18 PM
Good grief. If a woman gets upset or offended by being called "Honey" it probably says alot about there personality. I would imagine any that make a big deal out of it is called something a little different after they walk away.......smokin

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Sat 08/18/12 01:21 AM
I didn't know I was gonna take a test but I'm going with C - All of the above.....smokin

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Sat 08/18/12 01:08 AM
Parma baby......smokin

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Sat 08/18/12 12:33 AM

massive lady boner due to you.
O.O


Reminds me of a Dead show years ago. That certainly wasn't a lady. Did change my perspective on things....smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 11:54 PM

I think he's asking where the body, that fell on the car, came from.


Well hell that's easy. Cleveland.....smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 11:36 PM
I think it is a great stripper name......smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 09:46 PM
Sweet. Is it like extra for one of those fuzzy balls on the top of the hat? I like to try and be fashionable and chit......smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 09:36 PM
Chit I would pay 29.99 for one of those stoner hats......smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 08:15 PM
Well I would say something but that's just too easy.....smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 01:24 PM

being picky will get you the best guy :thumbsup:


Well that is sweet. I'm happy you met you a nice guy.......smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 12:10 PM
Hell I smoke it because I'm lazy and unemployed......smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 12:01 PM


But patience is a virtue for a reason. All good things come to those who wait.


i agree with this.


I agree with this as well. I do really try but I'm going to tell ya. If one more old woman runs over my foot at the Kroger again. I'm sorry I'll have to take her out.......smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 11:46 AM

People who constantly deactivate and then come back drive me nuts.


Speaking of nuts. Look who shows up. Right on cue.....smokin

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Fri 08/17/12 10:11 AM
Maybe you should start slower. Get a goldfish first. You could call him Mr. Bubbles. If he lets you down hell you can just flush him down the toilet. Hope this helps......smokin

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Thu 08/16/12 09:12 PM
I was born in 66. Know wonder I am always confused....smokin

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Thu 08/16/12 04:22 PM
I'll take some Cheetos man........smokin

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Tue 08/14/12 06:34 PM
Well I can't speak for everyone but I got a White Owl roasting......smokin

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