just curious..what exactly is a SMIDGE and how do you discern one smidge from another??

snarky, i think that you are a very stong woman that has a good head on her shoulders....not that you need me to tell you that

just wanted to throw out that compliment

OH YEAH!!!!

UH HUNH UH HUNH...that's the way uh hunh uh hunh i like it!!!!

don't ask WHERE that came from hahaha

AHAHAHA...see?? i knew you would catch on quick..."little brother" cracked me up!!

wait, are you trying to tell me something?!?!

just doing my part to save some poor schmucks feelings

well, make that ALOT of poor schmucks feelings lol

tell him he reminds you of your ex.....guys hate that and will usually move on...we NEVER want to be THAT guy

hahahaha.....

oops, i just dropped the towel

pull the..."wow, i love you like a brother" line.....just sneak it into a conversation while laughing or something

make brother references...eventually he will understand that you ONLY see him as a brother type...let's him down easy and you move on

BUUUUT...that is the longer approach....the short approach would entail hurting his feelings

and what eff-up is that?

hehehehehe.....i have to say, i have taken some pics in front of my bathroom mirror with only a towel on.....i think that they are too tacky to put up for everyone to see though

put that in your pipe and smoke it snarky

well, of course there are people that meet up and even have long lasting relationships from this site....HOWEVER, i don't want you to expect this to happen because it generally doesn't

i am one of the lucky ones that found someone on here and we are extremely happy together...we are moving in together this week and we'll see how it all goes (wish me luck cuz i want it to work)

the best advice that i can give you about this site is this:

Join the forums and have fun, make friends and show your personality!! Show people who you are and have fun on here. IF you find someone that has interest in you and want to meet, TAKE IT SLOW!!! internet dating is a tricky animal that can bite if you aren't careful.

good luck man

OH, and you might want to clean up you spelling a little...it doesn't have to be perfect obviously, but at least not bad enough that it is an obvious problem...JMO

that's cuz we'll rock your friggin socks off little missy!!

g'morning chrissy

but wouldn't that be a GOOD thing for you? my shirt really IS better on the floor than it is on me

yeaaaaah...well, after the first 20 that happens to, you remember to tell the people shipping "the package" to put air holes in the box

BEST .99 I HAVE EVER SPENT!!!

GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO

well i gotsta get muh byooty sleip e'ry nah n den

hahaha....i can't even keep a straight face typing that

you have to admit..they have that mysterious, foriegn, rough-around-the-edges, illiterate, fake kinda attractiveness.....

obviously that is why i have my 3 mail order brides from across the world.....it might be hard to communicate with them...but i get cuisines from around the world LOL

YEAH...

what she said

(i just wanted to post haha)

you're right...they don't understand the word punctuation

bout to pass out?? why is that? is it not the morning there??

or are you having a LAZY day?!?!?! dum dum dum!!!

Hey Snarky

in the words of our fellow minglers

"What's crackin' homegurl? You are one fine lil momma! Come holla atcha boi!!"

me NO free....suckie suckie 5 dolla...me tinks you not me's type...so no dicount!

thanks for playing the game though...stay tuned to see the next contestant on "Try to Communicate!!"