How about ahmed humour?! Silence. I kill you!

What do you call a drunk Muslim?

Hammered.

What do you call a drunk and stoned Muslim?

Mo'hammered.

snowflakes, and no it doesn't snow here. XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwXB2MNAk7c

kev got ya.

i vape so when a friend told me about thc liquid i was curious, tried it and man what a difference it was to the old bong and combustible ways.

people have been smoking/ inhaling weed for thousands of years. saw something recently that was related to chinese culture and mourning rituals that dated back a few thousand.

unless im mistaken, im not a academic stoner, but i recall someone tell me that Pig Farmer (rhymes with the correct words) got weed turned into a contraband in the 1920s.

i havent researched it but it doesnt matter. Also has anyone died from a overdose on weed that was directly attributed to weed?

Having said that i prefer a bottle of muscato than anything else for a fun time.

i've often thought how clear my mind would be without the scars of deceit and such. or not knowing / experiencing true intimate love would also be the flipside of the coin.

i bought mine on a whim when the kids were with me getting something else.

At first i thought great i just impulsed on something gimmicky / silly.


Then i realised how awesome it is making use of baking paper and marinated chicken, pies, cold pizza, chips etc etc. i havent used the oven since i found ways to utilise this wonderful invention.

Cool thing is i just wipe it once a week inside and throw the baking paper after it has cooled down, too easy.

People are attracted to different things, not my forte but yeah who knows.

three bowls - one for water, regular food, and treats so that you dont just hand feed every little bit or plump it on the floor.

oh and have your mob nearby so when youre enjoying some food and the little fella is staring at you with those eyes, you can quickly search up if they can eat it, then its a yay or nay moment.

poo-wah-wah

i'll call the little rat a pure-bred chihuahua when he picks up his act and stops peeing and pooing all over the balcony and uses the open dog crate.

tastes oily so yuck to be constructive :P



i bet some women do that have hetero hubbies who are singing drag queens by profession?!

women being dolled up is deceiving, especially when you see them without the make up later on.

so yeah, make up isnt my fav thing on women. curves in tight jeans or a dress and such mmmhmmm.

priorities.. can we just recover from religion first?!

move on, if she didn't end it amicably then you are probably better off without her in your life.

plenty of fish in the sea, take a dip..

lack of photo and profile content, and then you get nudged.. hello?

Clearly needs to be bumped, lol.

Fixating

So i ordered some chinese food over the phone during this covid lockdown.

The delivery guy rang the doorbell, so i opened the door and stood right next to him.

He got all frantic and starts yelling "ISOLATE ISOLATE!!"

im like "relax bro, i only ordered it 30 minutes ago.."