Well, you might have not directly been told but it's a known fact women do this. Most women do it to attempt to control a man as some sort of punishment. I personally wish they could shut off all speech as well as they do shutting down all sexual advances lol. Women seem to think of men as pets or children. Guys, ever notice how sweet or amorous a woman gets when you get them something? Ever notice how quickly that changes a few days later? Ever notice how quickly the good acts of kindness last? Ever notice how quickly those acts or forgot but how quickly she remembers the few bad things that have happened? It's like a broken recorder in their head that only captures selective things. I'm sure most guys will agree with this. Most women use humor to distract from that which is true.

If one of the parties involved is a wuss or sissy, he or she might as well walk around without pants and relinquish them to someone who is more suited to wear them. I don't care if your relationship is going perfectly, women tend to think they control men and this mindset comes into play from years of upbringing by their female peers. They are told to close their legs when they want something. They do their best to make their man subservient. The weak men give in. This results in them removing their perverbial pants and handing them to their female counterpart. The stronger men find alternative means of pleasure and continue to wear said pants.

Ladies it's wine o'clock..

Ya know.. Mr. Humor Gene..that guy we all want

When ya figure it out let me know..except I'm not wanting or needing any of my azz moved to my boobs.. oh, hell no!

I'm addicted to thinking. I've tried to stop but I can't.

Butt Implants? I think that's the name of a bar in Schererville....

Worse than that, a LOT of people have undergone humorectomies -- I wonder if their insurance covers that....?