A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist.

The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist.
She said that she and her widowed elderly sister owned the store and that
there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him
with anything in particular. The cowpoke said that it was something that he
would be much more comfortable discussing with a man.The female pharmacist
assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he
needed to discuss, he could do so with her and be confident that she would treat
him with the highest level of professionalism.

The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for
me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot
of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you
could give me for it?"

"The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and the
absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company
car, free room & board, and $3,000 a month plus living expenses."

This is for you Wicked