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Topic: Men, I will help you if you ask...
lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Fri 05/09/08 08:22 AM
Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you.

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Fri 05/09/08 08:24 AM


knightwriter Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 28	Fri 05/09/08 08:25 AM
Please help !!! Thank you!!!

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Fri 05/09/08 08:25 AM


Neurofriction Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 1840	Fri 05/09/08 08:26 AM
Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. Not looking for a girl but this should be fun. Go for it.

LookinForSparks Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 171	Fri 05/09/08 08:26 AM
Funny... you gonna add glitter graphics, or what? lol

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Fri 05/09/08 08:28 AM
Are you offering "natural male enhancement" pills or something?

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Fri 05/09/08 08:29 AM
EFRAIN...Your headline "HEY WHAT????" Lacks.....everything! Your picture looks seductively EVIL! I guess the best one would be the one of you smilin in the skull cap. Nice smile...try to take another like it without the cap. Your description lacks more detail of WHO you are...tell more about what you are looking for in a woman. Good luck!

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Fri 05/09/08 08:30 AM
EFRAIN...Your headline "HEY WHAT????" Lacks.....everything! Your picture looks seductively EVIL! I guess the best one would be the one of you smilin in the skull cap. Nice smile...try to take another like it without the cap. Your description lacks more detail of WHO you are...tell more about what you are looking for in a woman. Good luck! That why I contacted you....who am I???

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Fri 05/09/08 08:32 AM
What if it's you?

docburneraz Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 417	Fri 05/09/08 08:33 AM
Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. Already have all the women I can handle. Now its time for quality instead of quantity.

docburneraz Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 417	Fri 05/09/08 08:34 AM
No more tattooed Harley posing suburbanites

ADiamond Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 2375	Fri 05/09/08 08:35 AM
Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. You sneak.... But, go MO.....

docburneraz Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 417	Fri 05/09/08 08:36 AM
Female sasquatch are out of luck too

rayden11 Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 138	Fri 05/09/08 08:37 AM
thx

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Fri 05/09/08 08:38 AM
Please help !!! Thank you!!! Knightwriter...Handsome fellow...your headline "Hey there!!! Your search just may be over!!!" Change IT! LOL First of all, "HEY THERE!!" Sounds guyish...you are appealing to ladies...try "just "hello, sweet lady"...or "something just tells me I would just love talking to you!" :) Your pics are fine...I particularly like the one in the blue shirt...you look warm and open friendly. The description itself is GREAT...love the way you describe what you are looking for and love the way you express your respect for the people in your life. You should have no problem. Good luck :)

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24649	Fri 05/09/08 08:38 AM
You mean "Self Centered Poor Listener With Bad Combover Desires Subserviant Sex Parter With Excellent Domestic Skills" doesn't work?

ADiamond Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 2375	Fri 05/09/08 08:38 AM
You mean "Self Centered Poor Listener With Bad Combover Desires Subserviant Sex Parter With Excellent Domestic Skills" doesn't work?

codelockbox Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1237	Fri 05/09/08 08:38 AM


1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Fri 05/09/08 08:38 AM
I think I am about due for a tune-up or a lube. Is this a free 20 point inspection?