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Topic: Kind of Naughty
Def03 Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 910	Mon 06/02/08 07:25 PM
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce! Tomato!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!!!!!

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sweet_trouble84 Joined Thu 05/29/08 Posts: 26	Mon 06/02/08 07:27 PM
poor kid

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Mon 06/02/08 07:27 PM
that is just wrong

cookiemonster2 Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 121	Mon 06/02/08 07:28 PM
thats funny but gross

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LOve that one

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No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Mon 06/02/08 07:33 PM
OMG OMG OMG

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Mon 06/02/08 07:35 PM
LMAO

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Enya Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 2077	Mon 06/02/08 07:37 PM
LMAO

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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calmguy3 Joined Fri 05/23/08 Posts: 393	Tue 06/03/08 12:24 AM
that was hilarious a little icky with the mayo and all but still funny

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