The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is
due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1%
of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and
they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will
now be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12"
Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK
FOR AN EXTENSION

omg TFF!!

NO WONDER MY TAXES WENT UP THIS YEAR!!!!!

OH MY WAY to funny

Marvellous..... "piece" of work... however, it is a pity for those in
the priveleged sector... it would have been better classified as
utilisation...

Is there any room for... depreciation.... ie., to say under utlisation
for the old timers and those "unemployed" ??

Neverhteless...... absoulutlely... poli-fic

Hey, Karma, since the US is an Equal Employment Advocate, how about some
taxation for women!

Hey tigerman... are you bragging or complaining ????

Next thing will be a tax on taking a crap.
Then we will be tax'd cuming & going.

That was funny! LMAO

lmao

that was some funny stuff



OMG!

now I'm gonna have to get out my ruler,
tax time is almost here

I already got my taxes done, as for drepreciation, they didn't allow it
since it is considered a Growing Commodity, and I was informed the next
Time I try it they would cut me off at the base of the problem.

IZZY?

a penis tax on women?
wouldn't that be taxation,without representation???

Really funny!

Damn!

Anyone has a yard stick?

I'm sure my friends will be paying big time!

OMG that was just tooo good lol