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what is the first thing that you do? (G'morning everyone
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brush my teeth
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pee
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Run, then work out....
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It's a secret...why do you want to know?
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Curse at the alarm clock
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wait for my hardness to subside.!!!
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Look down & see that I'm sporting wood again!!
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Get coffee!!!
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wonder if everything is real or if i died in my sleep
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wrestle with my dog...cuz he's already in the bed ready to go by the time I wake up.
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wait for my hardness to subside.!!!
Oh yeah, then pee right
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wait for my hardness to subside.!!!
OMG LMFAO
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wait for my hardness to subside.!!!
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Turn off alarm and almost trip on the way to shower....
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take glutamne
drink a bottle of water |
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fart.... |
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wait for my hardness to subside.!!!
Oh yeah, then pee right
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I fart, then I have to get up
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open my eyes
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