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Topic: The worst neighbor
MyrtleBeachDude Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4028	Mon 08/25/08 07:20 AM
So my cell phone is set on vibrate from where I had visited a friend in the hospital Saturday night. Yesterday morning I am standing in my yard sipping on some coffee my phone is in my front pocket. My neighbor Joe comes over and as we are standing there he notices a spider web in the corner of my house. We walk over for a closer look. We are looking at this spider that was huge! My neighbor is standing in front of me and all of a sudden my phone rings (vibrates). I throw my coffee (by now it was just luke warm) all over his back! I was laughing so hard! It gets worse. Later yesterday afternoon I am drinking a beer and I hear several neighbors outside and I go out and to shoot the breeze. Just as I'm taking a drink of beer Joe says to all "well at least yall didn't start off your day smelling like Juan Valdez" in which I blew the beer out of my mouth and you guessed it...I covered Joe! He didn't find it as funny the second time but I am still laughing my ass off. Hi my friends!!!!

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Mon 08/25/08 07:22 AM


whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Mon 08/25/08 07:22 AM
(((((((((((((((((((MBD))))))))))))))))))))) Where have you been hiding! Miss your stories. Always nice to start the day with a laugh at somebody else s expense.

cats219 Joined Wed 08/01/07 Posts: 2663	Mon 08/25/08 07:24 AM
poor Joe

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Mon 08/25/08 07:25 AM
So my cell phone is set on vibrate from where I had visited a friend in the hospital Saturday night. Yesterday morning I am standing in my yard sipping on some coffee my phone is in my front pocket. My neighbor Joe comes over and as we are standing there he notices a spider web in the corner of my house. We walk over for a closer look. We are looking at this spider that was huge! My neighbor is standing in front of me and all of a sudden my phone rings (vibrates). I throw my coffee (by now it was just luke warm) all over his back! I was laughing so hard! It gets worse. Later yesterday afternoon I am drinking a beer and I hear several neighbors outside and I go out and to shoot the breeze. Just as I'm taking a drink of beer Joe says to all "well at least yall didn't start off your day smelling like Juan Valdez" in which I blew the beer out of my mouth and you guessed it...I covered Joe! He didn't find it as funny the second time but I am still laughing my ass off. Hi my friends!!!!

MyrtleBeachDude Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4028	Mon 08/25/08 07:26 AM
I missed you all as well.

crm1068 Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 1000	Mon 08/25/08 07:27 AM
Buy him a raincoat

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Mon 08/25/08 07:36 AM
Buy him a raincoat

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Mon 08/25/08 07:36 AM
Dude

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Mon 08/25/08 07:39 AM
Poor Joe

MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Mon 08/25/08 07:45 AM
Oh I am so glad you are back. Now I can get my daily morning ROFLMFAO routine back. Let's just hope Joe brings an umbrella the next time he sees ya!

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Mon 08/25/08 07:47 AM
Here's to a "Cup of Joe"

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Mon 08/25/08 07:50 AM
Buy him a raincoat I think with MBD as a neighbor Joe might playit safe and dress up like the Gorton's Fisherman

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Mon 08/25/08 07:52 AM
i think if i were Joe,every time i came to your house i would be armed with a fully loaded super soaker...time for some pay back...

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Mon 08/25/08 08:00 AM
That poor guy!!!!

yaneverknow777 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 70	Mon 08/25/08 09:52 AM
Here's to a "Cup of Joe"

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 08/25/08 10:00 AM
Guess they won't be inviting you to the block party!

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Mon 08/25/08 10:02 AM
So my cell phone is set on vibrate from where I had visited a friend in the hospital Saturday night. Yesterday morning I am standing in my yard sipping on some coffee my phone is in my front pocket. My neighbor Joe comes over and as we are standing there he notices a spider web in the corner of my house. We walk over for a closer look. We are looking at this spider that was huge! My neighbor is standing in front of me and all of a sudden my phone rings (vibrates). I throw my coffee (by now it was just luke warm) all over his back! I was laughing so hard! It gets worse. Later yesterday afternoon I am drinking a beer and I hear several neighbors outside and I go out and to shoot the breeze. Just as I'm taking a drink of beer Joe says to all "well at least yall didn't start off your day smelling like Juan Valdez" in which I blew the beer out of my mouth and you guessed it...I covered Joe! He didn't find it as funny the second time but I am still laughing my ass off. Hi my friends!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 08/25/08 10:03 AM
lmaooooooooooooooo POOR JOE!!!

lonewolf1953 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14	Mon 08/25/08 10:12 AM
mmmm think if my day started like that I hide the rest of the day just to be on the safe side. experience taught me if it starts like that does not get any better just pray tommorrow is