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Topic: I need to wear my glasses!
MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 09/19/08 08:56 AM
I very seldom use my secretaries bathroom but today I had to go really bad and I don't mean I had to pee either! With only one secretary working so I said what the hell. I go in there and do my business and no toilet paper! Before I panic I see "wet wipes" on the back of the toilet. It ain't manly but what was I to do? After I'm finished I'm washing my hands and begin to feel a burning sensation. I look iook over at the "wet wipes" and it's "Clorox Redi Wipes With Bleach" I really need to wear my glasses more!

alisha07's photo
Fri 09/19/08 08:59 AM
noway oh my

no photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:00 AM
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

broncosrock's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:00 AM
Sorry, but that's pretty funny!laugh

Ted14621's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:08 AM
Don't it make your brown eye blue!laugh

buttons's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:10 AM
laugh laugh i hope that is the only place burning

dawnsky's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:11 AM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Id have said the same thing. LOL. I'm sorry about there not being any Tp.flowers

buttons's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:12 AM
keep an eye out for a rashnoway think id get a paper towel and go washlaugh laugh sorry mbd but it is funnylaugh laugh

no photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:12 AM
anal bleaching has become quite popular and a lucrative service at the Spa......





buttons's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:13 AM

anal bleaching has become quite popular and a lucrative service at the Spa......
laugh laugh rofl rofl rofl





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Fri 09/19/08 09:16 AM
i betcha it was STILL better than no wipes at all

hey has anyone seen that new product out called AAaahhh
it's actually a spray that you spray on your toilet paper that is supposed to cleanse you and is good for the environment.

noway i've seen it all now

lilith401's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:22 AM
Actually, if you wipe it with water/damp paper towels you'll be okay. But I recommend you put some aloe on there, dear. You don't want to have to buy a donut to sit on ....laugh

Missed your silly stories...

DTHRomeo's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:24 AM

I very seldom use my secretaries bathroom but today I had to go really bad and I don't mean I had to pee either! With only one secretary working so I said what the hell. I go in there and do my business and no toilet paper! Before I panic I see "wet wipes" on the back of the toilet. It ain't manly but what was I to do? After I'm finished I'm washing my hands and begin to feel a burning sensation. I look iook over at the "wet wipes" and it's "Clorox Redi Wipes With Bleach" I really need to wear my glasses more!


noway ... all i can say is ouch!

I'm sorry i'm trying not to laugh here


It's not working ... walks away laugh

no photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:25 AM
<--------STILL LAUGHING!!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

scoundrel's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:48 AM
Dude, there's a silver lining in that incident.



It reduces skid marks.
drinker

buttons's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:51 AM
i think he maybe at the doctors office nowlaugh laugh

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:52 AM

Dude, there's a silver lining in that incident.



It reduces skid marks.
drinker


laugh laugh laugh good point

nurjoyce's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:52 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jtip1977's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:54 AM
tears tears tears tears tears rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

lilith401's photo
Fri 09/19/08 09:56 AM

tears tears tears tears tears rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Awww what a cutie pie picture!!!

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