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and I'm a fragile bulb....
My friends BF wrote this to her today because she said she was leaving him... What's the funniest thing someone said to you to try and make you stay with them? |
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the funniest thing I ever heard someone say is
"Why don't you love me?" |
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Please stop beating me
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Had an ex drop her pants to show me that she had shaved her "Nether regions" in an attempt to lure me back.
My response...."You didn't do that for me. You did it for the guy you were cheating on me with. Pull your pants up...your embarrassing yourself" It was not a good thing. |
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I'll put the lotion on my skin
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I swear I won't see that other chick ever again if you'll just stay
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But I bought you a puppy
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None of my ex's got the chance to say anything cause I never gave them the opportunity. When it was over for me, it was completely over. Never looked back.
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and I'm a fragile bulb.... My friends BF wrote this to her today because she said she was leaving him... What's the funniest thing someone said to you to try and make you stay with them? |
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No other man can make you pancakes like I do !
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you know how bad I am the other men you won't
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Really honey she did not mean a thing!!
 duhhhhh
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His response: I'm 28 years old, I'm too old to find someone else.
My response: that's not my problem. And........he got married 8 months later  
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I lie because i cant live without you
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no one will love you like I do
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and I'm a fragile bulb.... My friends BF wrote this to her today because she said she was leaving him... What's the funniest thing someone said to you to try and make you stay with them? dude...you too huh???
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same girl?
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i dont know but hi tina......i miss u.
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no one will love you like I do Too funny I heard that one too along with You can't make it without me huumm 17 years later and guess what I made it just fine 
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Well first there was a collect phone call, then he mumbled something about sending him money because he was in jail and that he hoped I would wait for him to get out.
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