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| Topic: I'll pick you up in my BMW convertible... | |
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I'll see you in my two tone pinto...rust and primer.
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I'll see you in my two tone pinto...rust and primer. As long as you wear the BDU's..... |
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I'll see you in my two tone pinto...rust and primer. As long as you wear the BDU's..... Dont forget my camo thong |
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I see you got it right this time...BDU's
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I had a guy boast and brag about his Bently, he came to pick me up and then asked me to drive...WTF??? 
did he show in the Bentley? cause I might drive in that case... Yes, he drove it to my house and then made me drive my Impala.... that is just duck foul. Duck foul???? |
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I had a guy boast and brag about his Bently, he came to pick me up and then asked me to drive...WTF???
did he show in the Bentley? cause I might drive in that case... Yes, he drove it to my house and then made me drive my Impala.... that is just duck foul. Duck foul???? foul/fowl whichever =) |
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oh fuggin please. who does this work on??? It worked on me....and I didn't even get the courtesy of a reach around.  
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oh fuggin please. who does this work on??? It worked on me....and I didn't even get the courtesy of a reach around.
well whose fault is THAT?? 
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oh fuggin please. who does this work on??? It worked on me....and I didn't even get the courtesy of a reach around.
well whose fault is THAT??
"sigh" Guess it was mine....he had me at "Hello" |
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oh fuggin please. who does this work on??? Duechbag lovers! |
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oh fuggin please. who does this work on??? Duechbag lovers! Is that German? |
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I had a guy boast and brag about his Bently, he came to pick me up and then asked me to drive...WTF???
did he show in the Bentley? cause I might drive in that case... Yes, he drove it to my house and then made me drive my Impala.... that is just duck foul. and it only went downhill from there, he was rude to the waiter at lunch, rude to the sales person at the mall and I said I would wrap presents (it was the day before christmas eve) and I couldn't get him out of my house quick enough.... I call him stinky foot guy... he put his stinky feet on me while sitting on the floor wrapping presents.... Asked to sleep on my couch for the night as he had driven an hour and a half to meet me, got him out of my house before 7pm.... Never in a million years would I have guessed you would have put up with that. |
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oh fuggin please. who does this work on??? Duechbag lovers! oooh man. have you seen thedirty.com?? douche bag deluxe! |
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I had a guy boast and brag about his Bently, he came to pick me up and then asked me to drive...WTF???
did he show in the Bentley? cause I might drive in that case... Yes, he drove it to my house and then made me drive my Impala.... that is just duck foul. Duck foul???? foul/fowl whichever =) I figured that part out. I was trying to figure out what ducks had to do with it....lmao 
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I feel like The Lone Ricer
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Cheer up sleepy Jean oh what can it mean to a, day dream believer and a, home comming queen ee ee een |
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year after year?
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hi husband
 so how was work?
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absolutely terrific! how was your day, ma'dear?
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meh it was alright...
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