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Topic: Would You Like To Find Out What Your Name Is
uk1971's photo
Thu 10/30/08 11:45 AM
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour...


Follow the instructions to find your new name.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, 'Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants', by Dave Pilkey.
This book is about an evil Professor who forces everyone to assume new names.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
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a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name
to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:


a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, Barack Obama's new name is:

Dorfus Featherbutt!

And just to be fair and balanced, John McCain's new name is:

Farcus Battyface!



And remember that children laugh an average of
146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day!!!


Mine is:
Sleazy Chickendoodle.

noway slaphead :laughing:


demonhunter's photo
Thu 10/30/08 11:47 AM
Edited by demonhunter on Thu 10/30/08 11:53 AM

directandwrite's photo
Thu 10/30/08 11:47 AM
Mine is Doombah Pottysquirt

LOL rofl

How hilarious! Thanks...I needed that!

uk1971's photo
Thu 10/30/08 11:52 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Thu 10/30/08 12:06 PM

dude..be original..ya took that from me rant


To be original, I never took it from you. I also posted this several months ago, when you weren't even a member of this site.

And as I see you've edited your original comment, I rest my case:tongue:

tanyaann's photo
Thu 10/30/08 11:53 AM
rofl

<~~~~~~~Sloopy Farklefanny

beachbum069's photo
Thu 10/30/08 11:55 AM
Sleezy Burgerbutt

tanyaann's photo
Thu 10/30/08 11:59 AM

Sleezy Burgerbutt


ha ha rofl that is so you! rofl

soffit's photo
Thu 10/30/08 12:09 PM
laugh rofl rofl rofl :banana: :banana: :banana:

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 10/30/08 12:17 PM
Dorky Farkletush:laughing: :laughing:

120557's photo
Thu 10/30/08 12:32 PM
Goober Fricken Sprinkles. noway Now, who would of thought that? :banana:

IndnPrncs's photo
Thu 10/30/08 12:54 PM
Fluffy Dippinfanny rofl rofl rofl

whispertoascream's photo
Thu 10/30/08 12:59 PM
*Scratches head* I thought I already did this today.

Must have been a dream, damn narcolepsy.



IndnPrncs's photo
Thu 10/30/08 02:11 PM
Edited by IndnPrncs on Thu 10/30/08 02:18 PM
I can't follow directions...slaphead

It's actually

Dinky Dippindoodle....

eileena9's photo
Thu 10/30/08 02:14 PM
Boobie Gizzardhumpbigsmile

fightclub's photo
Thu 10/30/08 05:11 PM
Boobie Dippinhiney?

JDR1976's photo
Thu 10/30/08 07:08 PM
<------ Mine is Dorfus Pottyboob lol funny.

Lakersfan4eva's photo
Thu 10/30/08 07:33 PM
Sloopy Dippindunkin

TheShadow's photo
Thu 10/30/08 07:41 PM

I can't follow directions...slaphead

It's actually

Dinky Dippindoodle....



laugh


Mine is Funky Dippindoodle:laughing:

celtic_kitten's photo
Thu 10/30/08 07:45 PM
snooty gorilladoodle

huh

livelife68's photo
Thu 10/30/08 07:50 PM
sleezy gizzardlips rofl rofl rofl

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