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Edited by
franshade
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Tue 11/04/08 11:13 AM
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15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTER, GRANDDAUGHTER, YOUNGER SISTER, NIECE, COUSIN... all the GIRLS!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man... Unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door behind him. 3. If they put a man on the moon... they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander... it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well... They never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same... they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men... most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something... is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind... but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man... look in a mental hospital! 12. The men of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years... even in biblical times, they wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in... tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes... it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.  |
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Geez fran.......BUT you love us anyway right?????
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That's funny, but probably not all true..but then again..lol j/k!
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Geez fran.......BUT you love us anyway right????? Ladies are cool but men rock!!! 
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Edited by
franshade
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Tue 11/04/08 11:25 AM
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come on ladies
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  The "Shade" said it all! |
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it is a woman's world
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Edited by
franshade
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Tue 11/04/08 12:58 PM
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I am woman, hear me roar In numbers too big to ignore And I know too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've heard it all before And I've been down there on the floor No one's ever gonna keep me down again CHORUS Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But look how much I gained If I have to, I can do anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am woman You can bend but never break me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And I come back even stronger Not a novice any longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul CHORUS I am woman watch me grow See me standing toe to toe As I spread my lovin' arms across the land But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I make my brother understand Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am woman Oh, I am woman I am invincible I am strong FADE I am woman I am invincible I am strong I am woman |
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man... if all women followed the above more men would be true to their lady |
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Shut up and Iron my shirt!....muahahahahaha...Oh crap!....(Ducking and bolting for the door).....
hehehehehehehe |
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Shut up and Iron my shirt!....muahahahahaha...Oh crap!....(Ducking and bolting for the door)..... hehehehehehehe splat!!!! gotcha before you reached the door 
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I have got to agree, OMG that is to funny! Yes we still love you guys, could not live without you! or you better attributes like........!
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