| Topic: Worst Pickup Lines Ever....... | |
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Post yours here!! |
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Hard to beat that.
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WORST.... Where have you been all my life? Next man that says that to me will very likely get punched...
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Hard to beat that.
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WORST.... Where have you been all my life? Next man that says that to me will very likely get punched...
That one is a little overused eh? |
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Here's one for the season..
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Here's one for the season..
Now that one is kind of cute.. wish someone wanted me for Christmas!! |
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.
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Here's one for the season..
I am going to use that one tonight.....
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Excuse me i lost my phone #, Can i have yours?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? |
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I knew you guys would have some good ones!
Keep 'em coming. I'd be interested to hear if a pick-up line actually ever got someone a date. |
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How about this one...If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Oh yeah and Grn..........Where have you been my whole life? kidding of course.
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How about this one...If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? Oh yeah and Grn..........Where have you been my whole life? kidding of course.
LOL jewill |
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My all time favorite. Works pretty good too.
"Quit strugglin' and get in the car"
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My second fav...."You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a foot long!
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Edited by
heathersaysgobucks
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Sat 11/22/08 06:13 AM
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How about this one...If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? Too funny...did that get you anywhere? I'm guessing no.
Cover your balls if you say that to a woman please....
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How about this one...If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? Oh yeah and Grn..........Where have you been my whole life? kidding of course.
Thats funny |
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Edited by
heathersaysgobucks
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Sat 11/22/08 06:14 AM
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My second fav...."You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a foot long!
I recommend not using this one. It implies big things to come. My all time favorite. Works pretty good too. "Quit strugglin' and get in the car"
Ted!.......hope you have a nice car! |
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Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
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Here's one for the season..
I am going to use that one tonight.....
Let me know how it goes! |
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Hard to beat that.
I knew you guys would have some good ones!
Too funny...did that get you anywhere? I'm guessing no.