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Topic: Worst Pickup Lines Ever.......
kaadeshka Joined Thu 04/03/08 Posts: 413	Sun 11/23/08 01:40 PM
Just remembered this one... "If I flip this coin what're the chances of me getting head?"

nice_ksguy Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 9	Sun 11/23/08 03:16 PM
If you woke up one morning in a tent naked with a dirty condom laying next to you would you tell anyone? Do you want to go camping

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Sun 11/23/08 03:26 PM
do you have any irish in you?? no?? do you want some???

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sun 11/23/08 03:53 PM
Jeez........those are all pretty bad..... Please say you don't use those lines.....pleaaaaaaaaase!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sun 11/23/08 03:55 PM
Come to Butthead!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sun 11/23/08 04:10 PM
Come to Butthead!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sun 11/23/08 04:34 PM
All time WORST pickup line....... Hi I'm a nice guy and you are on my mutual match. How far do ya think that would get ya guys?

bzmom01 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 788	Mon 11/24/08 06:22 AM
Walk up and ask to borrow some sugar. Then attempt to kiss her.

PDA Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 690	Mon 11/24/08 06:28 AM Edited by PDA on Mon 11/24/08 06:29 AM
Hey honey, wanna play house? you be the door and I smack you all night!

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Mon 11/24/08 06:39 AM
I'd crawl bare chested over crushed glass and barbed wire just to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that hauled your dirty panties to the laundry

Muddysneakers77 Joined Thu 08/02/07 Posts: 1530	Mon 11/24/08 12:40 PM
wanna f*ck?

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Mon 11/24/08 01:16 PM
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Alzeimer Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 2268	Mon 11/24/08 02:06 PM Edited by Alzeimer on Mon 11/24/08 02:07 PM
You start with "I have a sixth sense and its telling me that you have the softest lips ever" when she said thanks, you say "so do you mind taking your pants off so I can check if its true"

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Mon 11/24/08 02:58 PM
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. I actually think that could ALMOST work if you rephrased it to I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one with the guts to talk to someone as pretty as you. She might actually fall for that one....I dunno.

profiled Joined Fri 11/21/08 Posts: 15	Tue 11/25/08 03:28 PM
if you were my girlfriend,you'd never be a dirty c*cksucker!

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Tue 11/25/08 03:41 PM
do you give head on the first date?

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Tue 11/25/08 03:49 PM
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. OMG that is terrible.

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Tue 11/25/08 03:54 PM
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. I actually think that could ALMOST work if you rephrased it to I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one with the guts to talk to someone as pretty as you. She might actually fall for that one....I dunno. added to "SharpShooters guide to opening line success" $14.95, send to BadGirl

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Tue 11/25/08 03:55 PM
All time WORST pickup line....... Hi I'm a nice guy and you are on my mutual match. How far do ya think that would get ya guys? Mutual Match is a Mingle wonder just ask PatsFan

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Tue 11/25/08 03:56 PM
You start with "I have a sixth sense and its telling me that you have the softest lips ever" when she said thanks, you say "so do you mind taking your pants off so I can check if its true"