MasterCard Wedding
You gotta love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local Newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it.
It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...At the reception after
the wedding, the groom got up on Stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token
of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special
gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift
to ev eryone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes! , he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have
canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" Commercial out of
this:
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
and the best man having sex..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there 's
MASTERCARD....

that is hiliarious!!! Great!! Thanks for the laugh! I really needed that
today~~

WOW!!!! That was so funny! He does have balls the size of church bells.
I wonder what Jay Leno had to say about it. He probably made it appear
10x worse. Nice finishing touch with the Mastercard commercial!

Destinee

bride may have screwed best man but hubby screwed them both in front of
300 friends and family yup balls like church bells

I wonder how much liquor was consumed at that wedding.

Sounds like my kind of guy.LOL That would be worth it i wish i could of
done something like that to my ex

wow...

i would have loved to see everyones reaction to the picture

too funny.. I would have never thought to do
that...I love it! LMAO