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Edited by
quiet_2008
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... listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line.
You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? |
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... listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Cool then shoot? 
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Alrighty then
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?Army of Darkness?
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KEWL! Can you take me out and teach me how to shoot?
I'm FINALLY ready. But, kinda sad to hear I'm a screwhead, how will I cope? 
Always suspected the primitive part... 
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Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with...
molecular structures. |
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Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and sh!t... and Jack just left town.
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Esp. molecules, HEAVY man...
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Nothing like the cold steel of a Desert Eagle 50 cal.
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good
bad I'm the guy with the gun |
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Edited by
Peccy
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Thu 02/19/09 06:32 PM
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I forget the movie, but I've seen it, funny as sht too!
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... listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? whoa ... who sneezed in your cornflakes this morning? 
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Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Supermarket witch: Who the hell are you? Ash: Name's Ash. [Cocks rifle.] Housewares. |
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Edited by
CircuitRider
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Thu 02/19/09 06:35 PM
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... listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? I prefer "SWEET-16", #1 BUCK... 
(Details on the "Fine-Tuning" with-held.) 
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I'm the guy with the gun I thought you were just pleased to see me |
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First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
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?Army of Darkness? |
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... listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? |
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Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me baby... Just me. |
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i'm so bad but it feels so good
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