Topic: Would you date a mortician?
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Tue 05/01/07 07:36 AM
i have a good friend that is a mortician that if she said yes i would be
on a plane faster then you could shake a stick at. she is a very
beautiful and funny girl it is just truly awesome.

tantalizingtulip's photo
Tue 05/01/07 07:36 AM
noway noway noway noway

tantalizingtulip's photo
Tue 05/01/07 07:37 AM
@ lulunoway

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Tue 05/01/07 07:38 AM
This has got to be the dumbest ****ing thread
smokin

bigpappa4331's photo
Tue 05/01/07 07:38 AM
lol,,,,,,,,,,, i aint sayin' nothin'laugh laugh

tantalizingtulip's photo
Tue 05/01/07 07:45 AM
hey stew bite me!:tongue:

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Tue 05/01/07 07:46 AM
laugh where my dearflowerforyou

jeanc200358's photo
Tue 05/01/07 08:11 AM
Not me, but some women are dying to.

:tongue:

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Tue 05/01/07 08:12 AM
well morticians are one of the jobs that most of the small percentage
of necrophiliacs work in ... so lol i dunno

tantalizingtulip's photo
Tue 05/01/07 08:13 AM
:tongue:

bamabeecee's photo
Tue 05/01/07 08:28 AM
There was a really cute boy in high school whose daddy owned a funeral
home, and he was going into the family business, and I woulda gone out
with him in a heartbeat. So yeah, if they weren't personally creepy I
would.

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Tue 05/01/07 08:31 AM
Ive dated a couple of women that shuld have been

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 05/01/07 08:32 AM
never a shortage of stiffies I guess

davinci1952's photo
Tue 05/01/07 11:09 AM
for sure if you mentioned stiff one wou'd have to clarify sick

tantalizingtulip's photo
Tue 05/01/07 02:00 PM
sick

Fanta46's photo
Tue 05/01/07 02:06 PM
What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night and he is
measuring you????? Jess!!noway noway

tantalizingtulip's photo
Tue 05/01/07 02:13 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

catchme_ifucan's photo
Tue 05/01/07 02:17 PM
sick sick sick sick sick sick

eeeeewwwwwwwwww!

cutelildevilsmom's photo
Tue 05/01/07 02:25 PM
it wouldnt bother me a bit.its a job like any other and they do have
the utmost respect for family and the deceased so you know he would have
some people skills and could hold a conversation.

oldsage's photo
Tue 05/01/07 03:22 PM
Only if we could use a coffin