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Topic: Starting to get scared
Dan99's photo
Mon 06/01/09 11:17 PM
tngx thanks. I mean Thanks, tngx! See, im so nervous i mess my words up when i type even! lol

You are right, probably, i hope. Doesnt really stop me over-thinking it though. Maybe these nerves will make it better in the long run anyway, if i was cocky and complacent, then maybe it'd turn out even worse.

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Mon 06/01/09 11:18 PM
Dan.........are you still scared?????

C'mere............slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead


Shadddddddddddap and have a drink and make sure everyone else is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy drunker!!! Even gramma and grampa!!! No one will know wtf you said anyways!!!bigsmile drinker :banana:

Dan99's photo
Mon 06/01/09 11:21 PM

Dan.........are you still scared?????

C'mere............slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead


Shadddddddddddap and have a drink and make sure everyone else is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy drunker!!! Even gramma and grampa!!! No one will know wtf you said anyways!!!bigsmile drinker :banana:


I was thinking about putting some LSD in the punch..

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Mon 06/01/09 11:24 PM


Dan.........are you still scared?????

C'mere............slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead


Shadddddddddddap and have a drink and make sure everyone else is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy drunker!!! Even gramma and grampa!!! No one will know wtf you said anyways!!!bigsmile drinker :banana:


I was thinking about putting some LSD in the punch..
Get the bongs out!!! Party favours!!!!laugh smokin laugh

Dan99's photo
Mon 06/01/09 11:33 PM
I guess if all else fails i can flash my plums

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Mon 06/01/09 11:41 PM
grannies like the purple plums!!!bigsmile

Dan99's photo
Mon 06/01/09 11:46 PM
I just realised something that i hadnt considered before.

My mate is half asian, his dad is from Bangladesh, all that side of his family are Muslim.

Muslims dont drink!

Half the audience is gonna be sober!

Sh!t!


s1owhand's photo
Mon 06/01/09 11:50 PM
Edited by s1owhand on Mon 06/01/09 11:52 PM
Spike the punch! laugh


Dan99's photo
Mon 06/01/09 11:52 PM

They may be sober but just think of all the prophet jokes you can do!!
There may be 40 virgins right there in the room!!




No chance, the wedding is in Suffolk. All the women would have lost their virginity years ago to their brother.

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Mon 06/01/09 11:53 PM

I just realised something that i hadnt considered before.

My mate is half asian, his dad is from Bangladesh, all that side of his family are Muslim.

Muslims dont drink!

Half the audience is gonna be sober!

Sh!t!


OPIUM!!! WE NEED OPIUM STAT!!!!!noway smokin

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/07/09 10:55 AM
Well,

It went brilliantly. I couldnt have asked for it to go much better actually! I was showered with compliments and now i have a huge head. Some people even said it was the best they had ever heard. Maybe they just have seen crap ones!

I was using cue cards, and when i got to number 7 it wasnt there. So that was quite scary, but i remembered what i had to say and got through it. I found it scrunched up in my pocket after.

Lisa caught it on camera, so you will get to see it.

mischievouskttn's photo
Sun 06/07/09 11:01 AM

We told you so!! :tongue:

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/07/09 11:03 AM


We told you so!! :tongue:



I was waiting for that. You didnt disappoint!

Pink_lady's photo
Sun 06/07/09 11:06 AM
Im just uploading video now babe!

He was great, but i did struggle to get his head thru the tent doors!!


mischievouskttn's photo
Sun 06/07/09 11:06 AM
bigsmile

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Sun 06/07/09 11:07 AM
Happy to hear it went well, Dan! flowerforyou Can't wait to see it!

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/07/09 11:08 AM

Im just uploading video now babe!

He was great, but i did struggle to get his head thru the tent doors!!





Hahaha.

Its true! lol


I never expected you would get that done quite that quick!


mssilverfox's photo
Sun 06/07/09 11:11 AM
We knew you could do it Dan!!!drinker

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/07/09 11:11 AM
Edited by Dan99 on Sun 06/07/09 11:17 AM
Unfortunately the video misses off the opening line, but you get the reaction.

I said something along the lines of 'I can see you all looking a bit shocked, i am shocked, i thought he was gay too..'

Dan99's photo
Sun 06/07/09 11:12 AM
Thanks everyone. Wait to see what you think of it yourself though! If you can understand the accent!

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