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Topic: Okaaay...but it's YOUR funeral!
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Wed 05/06/09 07:34 PM
Saw something on the news today about "Green Funerals"...they plant you without being embalmed, in a biodegradable casket, without a concrete liner...supposed to be about 75% cheaper than a normal funeral...

Have you thought about how you wanna be "disposed" of?

Dro_In_Indio's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:35 PM
Edited by Dro_In_Indio on Wed 05/06/09 07:36 PM
That Cemetary must get er.... Ripe in the summer

Burn me and scatter my ashes on the plants outside Cheetahs in Las Vegas

Gossipmpm's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:36 PM
In Italy

Spread over a vineyard in touscany

metalwing's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:37 PM
In a boat set on fire while my friends drink beer and party.

dlawson12's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:38 PM
Cremation here, don't care about the ashes....

Dan99's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:38 PM
Edited by Dan99 on Wed 05/06/09 07:39 PM
All my relatives have been cremated, so i guess i'll go with that too.

(Only those relatives that have died...)

STARTRAVELER's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:39 PM
Torched and spread out on my property prefferably from a perfectly good airplane

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Wed 05/06/09 07:39 PM
Cremated and dumped somewhere... then a big frickin' party with lots of alcohol and laughter. drinks

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:39 PM
FINALLY!drinker

I've thought about this (not morbidly often) but from time to time...to "actually" be able to feed the tree would be a a very dignified transfer of energy.


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Wed 05/06/09 07:40 PM
I personally, don't give a rat's azz about what happens to my remains...I am thrifty in life & wanna be just as cheap in death... Does anyone know if you can still sell your body to science?

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Wed 05/06/09 07:40 PM
I wanna be buried in the most environmentally-UNfriendly, toxic, politically-INcorrect casket ever made. I'm talking something that will blast out CFCs, smog, carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, and methane. laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:41 PM
laugh Maybe Science Fiction

dlawson12's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:42 PM

I personally, don't give a rat's azz about what happens to my remains...I am thrifty in life & wanna be just as cheap in death... Does anyone know if you can still sell your body to science?


Im pretty sure you can donate it... not sure about selling.

sexymami7979's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:42 PM

I wanna be buried in the most environmentally-UNfriendly, toxic, politically-INcorrect casket ever made. I'm talking something that will blast out CFCs, smog, carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, and methane. laugh
rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 05/06/09 07:43 PM

laugh Maybe Science Fiction



BEAST! :laughing:

Jill298's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:43 PM
Edited by Jill298 on Wed 05/06/09 07:44 PM

Saw something on the news today about "Green Funerals"...they plant you without being embalmed, in a biodegradable casket, without a concrete liner...supposed to be about 75% cheaper than a normal funeral...

Have you thought about how you wanna be "disposed" of?
actually I would much rather do that than the whole embalming thing. It's disgusting and just seems so unnatural to me. And cremation is just out of the question. I so haven't been dieting so I can burn myself up in the end :angry:

markc48's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:44 PM
Edited by markc48 on Wed 05/06/09 07:46 PM

I personally, don't give a rat's azz about what happens to my remains...I am thrifty in life & wanna be just as cheap in death... Does anyone know if you can still sell your body to science?
Why you need some money? Why would you even think that. You want to be a cadiber?

Phuque2's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:45 PM

Saw something on the news today about "Green Funerals"...they plant you without being embalmed, in a biodegradable casket, without a concrete liner...supposed to be about 75% cheaper than a normal funeral...

Have you thought about how you wanna be "disposed" of?


Damn, I've been eating at the dinner next to the cemetary for years, and the water has a funky taste and smell. Great, just great, now I've been ingesting everyones souls.scared rofl scared

elwoodsully's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:46 PM
On the Body Farm, so that scientists can understand the decay rate when it comes to someone with alot of tattoos.

whatssuup's photo
Wed 05/06/09 07:46 PM


They put you in a little box

They cover you over with dirt and rocks

The worms crawl in

The worms crawl out

The worms play pea knuckle on your snout


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