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 So last night I go out with some friends to a couple bars... as they are getting to last call some random guy walks up to me and says "I wanna make out with u " and proceeds to stick his tongue in my mouth... which almost got bit off by the way. as I am pushing him off of me he says " you know, if you can **** good D!ck, you and I can be good friends. I told him as much I would love to be his drunk last resort lay for the night... I'm gonna have to pass. I said a few other choice words to him that I can't say here  , patted him on the shoulder, smiled, and walked out. seriously... wtf was that all about. I have never had something like that happen to me before. |
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Aww Jill, how can you be so cruel? He was trying to be so romantic, where is your sense of adventure?
 
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Aww Jill, how can you be so cruel? He was trying to be so romantic, where is your sense of adventure? 
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i always heard about that in the 70's, i'd watch guys go from girl to girl saying, wanaa phukc? and they eventually found someone that did! i couldn't believe it, but it worked for these types back then......don't know now, but maybe that's why he does that....he sounded awful confident with what you said that he said...
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i always heard about that in the 70's, i'd watch guys go from girl to girl saying, wanaa phukc? and they eventually found someone that did! i couldn't believe it, but it worked for these types back then......don't know now, but maybe that's why he does that....he sounded awful confident with what you said that he said...
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Did you at least dump your drink on him?
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Did you at least dump your drink on him? 
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You shulda punched him right in the crotch. Maybe then he'd think twice about his unclassy health-hazardous approach to women.
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You shulda punched him right in the crotch. Maybe then he'd think twice about his unclassy health-hazardous approach to women. 
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I wonder how he woulda felt about bein junk punched an given a black eye by a female the next mornin
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I've got a couple of those drunk-confident dirty men living on my street, one a few doors down and one right across the street. Add to that the fact that one is in his mids 80s and the other nearly 70.
 They don't even bother with going to the bar. One sits in his house all day getting drunk. Came into my yard one evening when I was out with Buttercup, made some remarks about my behind and slapped it, which nearly got him decked. The other one sits on his porch all day will a gallon of whiskey, about 3/4 of the way through his bottle he starts shouting lude remarks about various parts of my anatomy. Neither can understand why I'm not flattered by their attention. 
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and might I add... we went to this bar only because the bar we were at before...some weird guy kept walkin over to our table to talk to us.... in boxers btw. He said he just out of jail for sodomy. I'm like wtf is wrong with this town???
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Evidently u weren't wearin ur a$$hole repellant spray. Never leave home without it, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
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Did you at least dump your drink on him? Oh, but his reaction would have been good.
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That guy would be swallowing some teeth.
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Oh but drunk is sooooo attractive!
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and might I add... we went to this bar only because the bar we were at before...some weird guy kept walkin over to our table to talk to us.... in boxers btw. He said he just out of jail for sodomy. I'm like wtf is wrong with this town??? people like those guys wouldn't last long around here...not to mention the bars would ban them.
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 Tell us what really happened afterwards
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So last night I go out with some friends to a couple bars... as they are getting to last call some random guy walks up to me and says "I wanna make out with u " and proceeds to stick his tongue in my mouth... which almost got bit off by the way. as I am pushing him off of me he says " you know, if you can **** good D!ck, you and I can be good friends. I told him as much I would love to be his drunk last resort lay for the night... I'm gonna have to pass. I said a few other choice words to him that I can't say here , patted him on the shoulder, smiled, and walked out. seriously... wtf was that all about. I have never had something like that happen to me before. Yuck...sorry that happened to you...how traumatic
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Sounds like my kind of woman :)
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