Topic: Censorship
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Sun 06/21/09 09:10 AM


You can't even use the word bewbs anymoresad2


We'll just have to say b(.(.)bs from now on.


Those are pretty small Waterloo..................

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Sun 06/21/09 09:11 AM

I've been doing experiments...kinda' like Mingle's 7 Dirty Words... Where there's a will...there's a muthafokking way! laugh


Thank God for George Carlindrinker

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Sun 06/21/09 09:12 AM
Arthur questions 2 communist peasants ( Dennis & Woman )

ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

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Sun 06/21/09 09:13 AM

I've been doing experiments...kinda' like Mingle's 7 Dirty Words... Where there's a will...there's a muthafokking way! laugh


I like the way you think.

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Sun 06/21/09 09:14 AM



You can't even use the word bewbs anymoresad2


We'll just have to say b(.(.)bs from now on.


Those are pretty small Waterloo..................




How about b(@)(@)bs? Or pierced? b(#)(#)bs


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Sun 06/21/09 09:14 AM
I can say boobies but not *****. Ain`t that the shits?

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Sun 06/21/09 09:15 AM

Arthur questions 2 communist peasants ( Dennis & Woman )

ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?




One of my favorite bits in "Grail"...laugh

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Sun 06/21/09 09:16 AM
Edited by Phuque on Sun 06/21/09 09:16 AM




You can't even use the word bewbs anymoresad2


We'll just have to say b(.(.)bs from now on.


Those are pretty small Waterloo..................




How about b(@)(@)bs? Or pierced? b(#)(#)bs






( o )v( o ) There ya' go!

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Sun 06/21/09 09:16 AM

Arthur questions 2 communist peasants ( Dennis & Woman )

ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?



Monty Python Lives :thumbsup:

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Sun 06/21/09 09:18 AM
When I get boobies, I'm gonna say it all the time.blushing

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Sun 06/21/09 09:22 AM

When I get boobies, I'm gonna say it all the time.blushing


rofl rofl Dammit Chrissy, you made me spit my coffee.rofl rofl

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Sun 06/21/09 09:32 AM
drinker :angel:

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Sun 06/21/09 09:37 AM
Edited by rara777 on Sun 06/21/09 09:40 AM
Bdrool drool BIES

I can`t believe that I posted that.blushing

I need a censorship spanking:laughing:

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Sun 06/21/09 09:47 AM

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Sun 06/21/09 09:49 AM

Bdrool drool BIES

I can`t believe that I posted that.blushing

I need a censorship spanking:laughing:


Spank Spank oops

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Sun 06/21/09 09:59 AM
i can't even post the title of Roger Moores 6th James Bond movie.frustrated rofl be seeing you

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Sun 06/21/09 10:00 AM

i can't even post the title of Roger Moores 6th James Bond movie.frustrated rofl be seeing you



Oh, do you mean Octokitty?

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Sun 06/21/09 10:00 AM

i can't even post the title of Roger Moores 6th James Bond movie.frustrated rofl be seeing you


Eight-sided kitty?

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Sun 06/21/09 10:05 AM
rofl Octomom,Maud Adams is very good in the title role. be seeing you

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Sun 06/21/09 10:11 AM
nor can i post the name of the lead female character in Goldfinger. somewhere,Ian Fleming is amused. be seeing you