48, and a kiss on the sphincter?

You are nothing but a pain in the arse anyway!

*gasp* only out of loyalty dear.

50 dollars = 30 British Pounds.

Please go to your bank and change up the money first.

I wouldnt gasp, or do anything else which makes you take in a deep breath of air, while you are kissing that.

Hmm, a nose pickin Englishman for only $50? Do u come with a money back guarantee? What if I lose the receipt?

Well it would only be another 50 if you do, i wouldnt worry too much about it.

Okay...went to the bank...told them to give me all the money they got...so here you go...pick your amount and I'm gone.

I can see 70 Pounds in that lot.

Thanks.

Very generous of you indeed.

HALF PRICE SALE FOR THE NEXT THREE MINUTES ONLY

Ummm....is there any kind of program to help those of us who are less fortunate? Like a welfare program thing? This is America dammit and everyone has the right to friends whether we can afford them or not. I demand a financial hardship waiver!

Aw screw it! With the half price sale, I can't say no. I got $25. Who needs soap and toothpaste, no friends to tell me I need a shower and my breathe stinks anyways. Now I'll have ONE once you're paid and you're way over yonder so you won't even notice the whole BO thing.

There is no such program in place at this point in time, but i am in talks with Obama and am trying to secure a friendship for every man, woman and child in the world, courtesy of the American tax payer.

I am afraid you missed the three minute discount time i gave, so its ful price for you i am afraid. Thank you for your credit card details, i am put the charge through.