DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER



DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
Too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)





THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Beautiful woman=
A AWFUL TUBE I'M ON.

I fuel a tuna womb.

A auto bum flew in.

Wealthy man=
A hyman welt.

Hamlet yawn.

Hate my lawn.

Or my name=
Trim hicks.

Chit smirk.

Sick mirth,
LOL, now figure out my name!

Beautiful woman=
A AWFUL TUBE I'M ON.

I fuel a tuna womb.

A auto bum flew in.

Wealthy man=
A hyman welt.

Hamlet yawn.

Hate my lawn.

Or my name=
Trim hicks.

Chit smirk.

Sick mirth,
LOL, now figure out my name!